Radio: "So far away, Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?"
Mary: Shut up, Carole King.

Sheldon: Watching Cosmos while we're eating dinner? Am I awake? Because this feels like a dream.

Missy: This little piggy's looking good.
Mary: Hey, baby.
Missy: Hey.
Mary: Need any help?
Missy: No.
Mary: Do you want to do mine next?
Missy: Why?
Mary: Well, just seems like a thing mothers and daughters might do.
Missy: What's wrong with you?
Mary: Nothing. Never mind.

Dr. John Sturgis: After dinner, want to toast marshmallows on a Bunsen burner?
Sheldon: Good gosh, yes.

Mary: Want to go out and get some ice cream?
Georgie: I'm watching this.
Mary: Well, when it's over.
Georgie: Not really.
Mary: Okay. Want to play Monopoly?
Georgie: I'll let you be the thimble.
Mary: Well, pooh to you. What about the little dog?
Georgie: Nope.

Sheldon: I don't say this often, but that may have been the perfect safety lecture.

Mary: You want to go bowl a few frames?
Meemaw: Don't you see me watching the Wheel?
Mary: You can just say "no."
Meemaw: No.

Mary: Have you talked to John tonight?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Mary: And?
Meemaw: He and Sheldon were watching TV without anybody yakking at 'em.
Mary: I'm going home. Thanks for stopping by.

Sheldon: That's okay. I'm a self-tucker.

Mary: Right, so I thought we could sit down over a slice of rhubarb pie and, you know, forgive and forget.
Brenda Sparks: I haven't done anything that needs forgiving.
Mary: Okay, well, that sounds like something we could sit down and talk about over the pie.

Sheldon: Wait here. I'm going to go get some ice for your head and I'll fix you a hot beverage.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh. There's a, there's an Earl Grey tea bag in the sink. I think it still has some oomph in it.

Sheldon: Boy, it's a good thing we did this trial run.
Dr. John Sturgis: No kidding.

Sheldon: I changed my mind. I don't want to leave here ever.
Mary: You never have to.