Missy: I can't believe Mom and Dad had a fight over beer.
Sheldon: I don't think the fight was about beer. I think there was more subtext.
Missy: You're probably right. Then again, I don't know what subtext is.

Georgie: I'll get it! [answering the phone suavely] Hello, Georgie speaking.
Missy: Did you run to the phone? Do you feel stupid?

George: I'm guessing we're not having our once-a-week.
Mary: Sorry, I only have relations with gentlemen I like.

George: I'm glad we're not having our once-a-week 'cause I am not in the mood.
Mary: Really? That's too bad.
George: Why? Are you?
Mary: No!
George: That was uncalled for.

Adult Sheldon: Georgie married his first wife at 19. He never paid my father.

Mary: Missy! Turn off the computer. Time to go to bed.
Missy: I got to finish my homework! [playing Wheel of Fortune on the computer] Big money, big money. Yes!

Sheldon: We really need to get one of these.
Mary: What on earth do we need a computer for?
Missy: Yeah, we got you and your big head.

Missy: I forgot to tell you, a girl called for you.
Georgie: What girl?
Missy: I don't know. A girl.
Georgie: Well, what'd she say?
Missy: It's hard to remember. This was months ago.

Missy: Oh, Sugar Apple, I love you so much.
Sheldon: Your affection for inanimate objects frightens me.
Mary: I'm glad you're happy, Missy.
Missy: I'm even happier that I got a toy, and Sheldon got nothin'.

Missy: Cave Mom. I'm gonna call you that.

Mary: It doesn't matter, Sheldon. We can't afford a computer.
Sheldon: Sure we can. It's only $998, and Dave says we can buy it on easy monthly payments.
Dave: That's true.
Mary: Stay out of this, Dave. Come on. We got to get home.
Sheldon: But-
Mary: Sheldon, I said no.
Dave: I can make you a good deal on the floor model, Mrs. Cooper.
Mary: Seriously, Dave, you're getting on my nerves.

Sheldon: It's not fair. You bought Missy a Ring Pop.
Mary: For ten cents.
Missy: And I'm worth every penny.

Sheldon: Sorry, Dave. We're living paycheck to paycheck.

Mary: Where are you going?
George: To get a glass of milk.
Georgie: He's lying. He's getting a beer.
George: Shut up, Georgie.

George: Oh, come on. You know how I feel about your mother meddlin' in our finances.
Mary: She wasn't meddlin', she was offering to help. And that computer is not some silly toy. Sheldon could use it for his schoolwork, and I could use it to organize my recipes.
George: You already got 'em organized on those little cards.
Mary: Yeah, like a cave person.