Dale: Well, it's been pretty traumatic around here. [Missy sputters as she drinks her coffee] Try some cream and sugar in there.
Missy: Nah. [drinks again] Black's good. [coughs] So, what'd you do that pissed her off?
Dale: Well, I'm not gonna talk to you about none of this.
Missy: 'Kay.
Dale: What makes you think it was my fault?
Missy: The flowers, your hang-dog face...
Dale: This is my regular face.
Missy: 'Kay.
Dale: What goes on between me and your grandma is none of your business.
Missy: 'Kay.
Dale: She totally overreacted.
Missy: Mm-hmm. [drinks coffee; coughs] Maybe a little. [Missy puts a massive heaped spoonful of sugar in her coffee; sighs] There we go.

Sheldon: While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
Missy: The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
Sheldon: Puberty's made you mean.
Missy: I need to know what happened on my show.
Sheldon: And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
Missy: I can't wait that long, each episode builds on the last. Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," and you don't get to continue.
Sheldon: That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
Missy: You are this close to a purple nurple.
Sheldon: [covers nipples] You leave my nurples alone.

Sheldon: Uh-oh.
Missy: What?
Sheldon: Listen to this. "French philosopher, mathematician and physicist, Blaise Pascal, argued a rational person should believe God exists because you have everything to gain if you're right, and nothing to lose if you're wrong."
Missy: Sounds right.

Georgie: What kind of homework is it?
Missy: Grammar.
Georgie: I ain't great with grammar.
Missy: Well, grammar's just talking, and we both talk good.

Mary: Too bad. We are going.
Sheldon: Class is starting tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.
Mary: Sheldon, do not argue with me. You are going home.
Sheldon: Mom, the people of Germany are obsessed with rules and devoid of humor. I am home.

Mary: Shelly, sit down.
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Just sit. [sighs] I don't know how else to say this other than just to say it. [exhales] We have to go home.
Sheldon: Oh, no, who did Germany invade now?

Missy: You made fun of her for not having the right insurance?
Dale: It was a joke. The only thing I got wrong was the timing. If I said it two or three years later, everybody's laughing their ass off.