Missy Quote #486

Quote from Missy in the episode A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter

Mary: All right, Missy, you're first. How much do you think the baby's gonna weigh?
Missy: Uh, I'm gonna say... Hmm. 18 pounds. [Meemaw laughs]
Brenda Sparks: Ooh, ouch.
Missy: Too much?
Meemaw: Too much.

Missy Quotes

Quote from the episode Funeral

Mary: Missy, if you want a minute with Dad before they close the casket, now's the time. [Missy looks unsure] It's okay if you don't.
Mary: I have to. [Missy stands up and walks up to her father's casket]
[flashback:]
George: Here, let me help you with that. Okay.
Missy: [eats] Holy moly.
George: It's good, huh?
Missy: Unbelievable.
George: I'll leave you to it.
Missy: No, sit with me.
George: Okay.
[present:]
Missy: [crying] Thank you for that. Thank you for everything. [sniffles] I love you.

Quote from the episode A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

Sheldon: Is Mom okay?
George: How the heck should I know?
Missy: She left. You can say "hell."

Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries

Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Have you always been that way?
Missy: I guess so. I think when you're on your own a lot, you get good at seeing that kind of stuff.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Really?
Missy: My dad does football with my older brother, so they're like a team. And my mom and meemaw spend all their time fussing over Sheldon, so they're like a team, too.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: So no one's on your team?
Missy: Nope. It's just me.

‘A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Sheldon

Adult Sheldon: Every culture has its own traditions to celebrate important life events: bar mitzvahs, quinceañeras, baby's first Comic-Con. My favorites are funeral and baby shower. They're the only two thrown in your honor you're not expected to attend. [whispers] Love it.

Quote from Meemaw

Meemaw: But then again, Georgie was a big'un.
Mandy: How big?
Mary: Almost ten pounds.
Mandy: Ten pounds?
Meemaw: She walked like a cowboy for months. [laughs]

Quote from Brenda Sparks

Mandy: [gasps] Oh, a nursing bra. "Includes removable pads to prevent leakage." Wow. Thanks. That's... really thoughtful.
Brenda Sparks: Mine dripped like a faucet.
Missy: Wait, I have a question.
Mary: Please ask it later.