Meemaw Quote #565
Quote from Meemaw in the episode White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
Georgie: Where you going?
Meemaw: I got stuff to do.
Georgie: Like what?
Meemaw: Just stuff.
Georgie: Well, can you stop and get me something to eat?
Meemaw: No.
Georgie: Why not?
Meemaw: 'Cause I got stuff to do.
Georgie: Which you won't tell me.
Meemaw: 'Cause it's none of your damn business.
Georgie: Is it illegal?
Meemaw: I'm not gonna play this game with you, Georgie.
Georgie: Just give me the first letter.
Meemaw: Goodbye.
Meemaw Quotes
Quote from the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Georgie: Hey, now that you're treating him like an adult, can I have his allowance?
George: That allowance is for chores, which you already don't do.
Georgie: Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.
Meemaw: You're not even his third favorite.
Quote from the episode Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
Mary: Mom, can you make the salad?
Meemaw: Sure.
George: Hey, don't put in any of those little tomatoes.
Meemaw: Hey, I don't tell you how to impersonate a lump of clay. You don't tell me how to make a salad.
Quote from the episode Poker, Faith, and Eggs
Sheldon: Do people know about this?
Meemaw: Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.
Sheldon: Well, this changes everything. How do you know who to trust?
Meemaw: You don't. That's what makes life interesting.
‘White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Mary: Let's say grace.
Sheldon: Hang on, safety first. [puts mittens on]
Georgie: When are you gonna get over that?
Sheldon: I would think recent events would make you value protection.
Mary: Enough.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: If we're switching religions, may I recommend Judaism.
Mary: Why?
Sheldon: Both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish.
George: So?
Sheldon: Isn't that enough?
Quote from Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: I was struggling to focus and needed help. Luckily, there was someone on campus I could always count on to lend a friendly ear. A second mom, if you will.
President Hagemeyer: What now?
Sheldon: You said if I ever had a problem, I could come to you and you'd fix it.
President Hagemeyer: When did I say that?
Sheldon: September 13th, 1991. You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel and had one stuck in your teeth.
President Hagemeyer: I'll take your word for it.
Sheldon: It was right here. How did it not make you crazy? It made me crazy.
President Hagemeyer: What do you want?
Sheldon: My family's falling apart.
President Hagemeyer: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh... what do you want me to do?
Sheldon: Fix it.