Missy Quote #34

Quote from Missy in the episode A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

George: That wasn't the recipe. You looked me in the eye, and you lied to me.
Mary: Oh, Mom.
Meemaw: You broke into my home and tried to steal it.
Mary: Oh, George.
George: You told her we went over there?
Mary: [GASPS] Oh, George Jr.
Georgie: I didn't say nothing. I was cool.
Missy: I am loving this.

Missy Quotes

Quote from the episode Funeral

Mary: Missy, if you want a minute with Dad before they close the casket, now's the time. [Missy looks unsure] It's okay if you don't.
Mary: I have to. [Missy stands up and walks up to her father's casket]
[flashback:]
George: Here, let me help you with that. Okay.
Missy: [eats] Holy moly.
George: It's good, huh?
Missy: Unbelievable.
George: I'll leave you to it.
Missy: No, sit with me.
George: Okay.
[present:]
Missy: [crying] Thank you for that. Thank you for everything. [sniffles] I love you.

Quote from the episode A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

Sheldon: Is Mom okay?
George: How the heck should I know?
Missy: She left. You can say "hell."

Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries

Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Have you always been that way?
Missy: I guess so. I think when you're on your own a lot, you get good at seeing that kind of stuff.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Really?
Missy: My dad does football with my older brother, so they're like a team. And my mom and meemaw spend all their time fussing over Sheldon, so they're like a team, too.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: So no one's on your team?
Missy: Nope. It's just me.

‘A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Sheldon

Adult Sheldon: The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster, if we're talking about smoked brisket. Curiously, the one cut of beef that Texans and Jews agree upon.

Quote from George Sr.

George: I don't want this woman in my house anymore.
Mary: She is my mother.
George: She is the devil.

Quote from George Sr.

Adult Sheldon: Finally, the cooking began. 14 hours of cooking. And basting. And spritzing. And tending to the fire.
George: Oh. Rest, my darling. Rest.