Billy Sparks Quote #38
Quote from Billy Sparks in the episode Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
Pastor Jeff: Now, for a psalm 100 bookmark, who can name the apostles? [Billy raises his hand] Billy.
Billy Sparks: Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc...
Pastor Jeff: Those are dwarves. Anyone else?
Billy Sparks Quotes
Quote from the episode Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper
Billy Sparks: Who's Melissa?
Missy: Me.
Billy Sparks: Then who's Missy?
Missy: "Missy" is short for "Melissa." Like how "Billy" is short for "William."
Billy Sparks: I don't understand.
Missy: You know how your real name is William?
Billy Sparks: I'm Billy.
Sheldon: No, we call you Billy, but your real name is William.
Billy Sparks: But my underpants say "Billy" in them. Mom, is my name William?
Brenda Sparks: [sighs] Yeah.
Billy Sparks: Then whose underpants am I wearing?
Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
Billy Sparks: Hello.
Herschel Sparks: Hey.
George: Hey, Billy.
Billy Sparks: Was this fence window always here?
Herschel Sparks: No, son, that's a new fence window.
Billy Sparks: Anybody else getting dizzy?
Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
Sheldon: How do we love our neighbors when our moms hate each other?
Billy Sparks: Who does your mom hate?
Sheldon: Your mom.
Billy Sparks: Hey, my mom hates your mom. Small world.
‘Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love’ Quotes
Quote from Paige
Paige: Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid bookmark.
Sheldon: They probably don't even know psalm 100.
Paige: Or what a book is.
Quote from Sheldon
Missy: Why don't you believe in God? [Sheldon raises his hand] Sheldon.
Sheldon: Because science explains the universe without the need of inventing a supernatural being.
Missy: But how do you know for sure He doesn't exist?
Sheldon: Ooh. [raises hand]
Missy: Stop that.
Sheldon: The burden of proof isn't on me. If I said there was an invisible monkey in the room with us, you shouldn't believe me just because you can't prove me wrong.
Quote from George Jr.
George: Just go get your money back and buy a different car.
Georgie: No.
George: Georgie, I'm not playing around.
Georgie: Neither am I. I bought it with my own money, and you don't get a say.
George: As long as you live under my roof, I get plenty of say.
Georgie: Fine. I'll move out.
George: And where you gonna go?
Georgie: I'll live in the van.
George: [laughs] You know what? It was only a matter of time before you lived in a van. Have at it.
Georgie: Scooby-Doo lived in a van, and he turned out fine.