Missy Quote #319
Quote from Missy in the episode A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
Missy: I'm glad Mom didn't come.
George: Why's that?
Missy: I can spit when I'm on the mound.
George: You can hock up anything you want today.
Missy: [snorts]
George: Not here.
Missy: Aw.
Missy Quotes
Quote from the episode A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
Sheldon: While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
Missy: The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
Sheldon: Puberty's made you mean.
Missy: I need to know what happened on my show.
Sheldon: And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
Missy: I can't wait that long, each episode builds on the last. Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," and you don't get to continue.
Sheldon: That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
Missy: You are this close to a purple nurple.
Sheldon: [covers nipples] You leave my nurples alone.
Quote from the episode Ruthless, Toothless, and a Week of Bed Rest
Missy: I'm totally into old movies. You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.
Quote from the episode A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
Missy: One question.
George: Yes?
Missy: What's 0600?
‘A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: Presenting... "Sheldon Cooper's Top Five Sources of News From My Childhood". Number five: Star Trek Fan Club Magazine.
Sheldon: Mom, DeForest Kelley's favorite episode is "The Empath."
Mary: Good to know.
Adult Sheldon: Number four: the Weather Cube from RadioShack.
Man: [from device] The humidity is 90% with a dew point of 79.5 degrees.
Sheldon: Mom! The dew point is 79.5 degrees.
Mary: [o.s.] Okay.
Adult Sheldon: Number three: The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour. Such a great theme song.
Sheldon: [hums] Buh-buh-bum.
Adult Sheldon: Number two: Meemaw after a few beers.
Meemaw: It took a while, but we finally picked a new name for my bowling team: The Ball Busters.
Sheldon: Hey, Mom. Guess what Meemaw named her bowling team? The Ball...
Adult Sheldon: And the number one source of news from my childhood: the bulletin board at the train store. News about trains in a store full of trains. Yummy.
Sheldon: How did this not make The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?
Quote from Mary
Georgie: So how many times have you seen Road House?
Mary: Sorry, can't hear you.
Georgie: More or less than five? 'Cause that'show many times I've seen it.
Mary: That's how many years you're gonna be grounded if you don't drop it right now.
Georgie: Does Dad know you like this movie?
Mary: [vacuum stops] No, and it is gonna stay that way.
Georgie: Why?
Mary: Because it is not something I should be watching.
Georgie: Then why are you watching it?
Mary: It is a guilty pleasure, so will you drop it now?
Georgie: Relax. I ain't gonna tell nobody.
Mary: Thank you.
Georgie: I think it's awesome you like it.
Mary: It is pretty cool how Dalton doesn't drive his Mercedes to the bar 'cause he knows they're gonna trash it.
Georgie: Dalton's no dummy.
Mary: No, sir.
Quote from George Jr.
Mary: [eating pop corn] Get him, Dalton. Get him.
Georgie: Mary Cooper, what are you doing?
Mary: Nothing.
Georgie: Why are you watching Road House?
Mary: Why aren't you at work?
Georgie: I asked you first, and my question is way more interesting.
Mary: It was just on. I don't even know what that is.
Georgie: Then how'd you know his name's Dalton?
Mary: I don't have to explain myself to you.
Georgie: This is a pretty dirty movie.
Mary: How do you know? It is rated R.
Georgie: For violence, language and sexual content. You should be ashamed of yourself.