Missy Quote #233

Quote from Missy in the episode A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

Missy: [answering phone] Hello? [to Georgie] It's Pastor Jeff. What do I do?
Georgie: See what he wants.
Missy: What do you want?
Pastor Jeff: Um, is your mom home?
Missy: No, she went out with my dad. It's just me and Georgie.
Pastor Jeff: Oh. Okay. Well, I hope you two are behaving yourselves.
Missy: We are. We're just watching TV. Okay, bye. [to Georgie] I just lied to a pastor.
Georgie: So?
Missy: So I'm going to hell!

Missy Quotes

Quote from the episode A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

Sheldon: While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
Missy: The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
Sheldon: Puberty's made you mean.
Missy: I need to know what happened on my show.
Sheldon: And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
Missy: I can't wait that long, each episode builds on the last. Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," and you don't get to continue.
Sheldon: That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
Missy: You are this close to a purple nurple.
Sheldon: [covers nipples] You leave my nurples alone.

Quote from the episode Ruthless, Toothless, and a Week of Bed Rest

Missy: I'm totally into old movies. You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.

Quote from the episode A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

Missy: One question.
George: Yes?
Missy: What's 0600?

‘A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board’ Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

[Sheldon is chuckling as he stares at a blank screen]
Missy: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Watching last week's Professor Proton in my mind.

Quote from Mr. Givens

George: Hey, Hubert. Was Sheldon in class today?
Mr. Givens: Nope. Haven't seen him all week.
George: Weren't you gonna say anything?
Mr. Givens: I didn't want to jinx it.

Quote from Ms. Ingram

George: So he hasn't been in any of your classes?
Ms. Ingram: Mm-mm, not a one.
Ms. MacElroy: Nope.
George: But I bring him here, I take him home he's got to be somewhere in the building.
Ms. Ingram: Mm, I might've seen him in the library. But at this point, I sometimes think I see him when I'm alone in my house.
Ms. MacElroy: Like that creepy Chucky doll in the movies?
Ms. Ingram: [laughs] Exactly!