George Jr. Quote #145
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
Mary: I'm surprised you're here this morning.
George Jr.: Hey. I got to support my pal.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
George Jr.: What are you doing?
George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
George Jr.: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
George Jr.: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
George Jr.: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: Are you in it?
Tam: No.
‘A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
[Church board says "Jesus Exorcises Every Day."]
Sheldon: Did you write that?
Mary: You betcha.
Sheldon: Instead of puns, have you considered composing a humorous palindrome? It's a phrase that reads the same backwards as forwards. For example, "Do geese see God?" Trust me. Both ways.
Mary: Come inside.
Sheldon: Some other good ones are radar, level, kayak. That's a funny word. Kayak. Never get me in one.
Quote from George Jr.
Pastor Jeff: Mary, George, I can't thank you enough for this.
George Jr.: It was our pleasure.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: So, tough times, huh?
Pastor Jeff: Yeah.
George Sr.: Yeah. Hey, uh, does the Bible say anything about heartache and such?
Pastor Jeff: Psalm 147, verse three: "The Lord healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds."
George Sr.: Well, there you go-eth.