Sheldon Quote #457
Quote from Sheldon in the episode David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
Sheldon: Georgie, be a lamb and get me a Yoo-hoo.
George Jr.: Get your own.
Sheldon: Hmm. Are you sure you want to speak to me in that tone of voice?
George Jr.: Sheldon, I'm getting real tired of this.
Sheldon: That's too bad. I'm enjoying it quite a bit. Still waiting on that Yoo-hoo.
George Jr.: You think you're so tough now, I swear, one day I'm-
George Sr.: Hey. What's going on?
George Jr.: Sheldon's being a jerk.
George Sr.: That true?
Sheldon: All I did was ask for a Yoo-hoo.
George Jr.: He's leaving out the part where he-
Sheldon: [CLEARS THROAT]
George Jr.: Forget it.
George Sr.: Great. Done.
Sheldon: Georgie, at the risk of repeating myself... And one from the back, so it's cold.
Sheldon Quotes
Quote from the episode White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
Mary: Let's say grace.
Sheldon: Hang on, safety first. [puts mittens on]
George Jr.: When are you gonna get over that?
Sheldon: I would think recent events would make you value protection.
Mary: Enough.
Quote from the episode A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
Ms. MacElroy: Now, can anyone tell me why Melville shifts the narrative voice from Ishmael to Ahab? [Ms. MacElroy waits for somebody else to raise their hand] Sheldon.
Sheldon: I have a tummyache. I'd like to see the nurse.
Derek: A "tummyache"?
Sheldon: Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches. Ergo, tummyache.
Derek: Ergo?
Sheldon: It's Latin, Derek.
Ms. MacElroy: Go to the nurse.
Sheldon: And to answer your question, the shifting point of view grants the reader a broader perspective of events than typically allowed by first-person narration.
Ms. MacElroy: Where were we?
Sheldon: And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.
Quote from the episode Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
Missy: What's it like to not believe in God?
Sheldon: It's great. Big fan.
Missy: Are you ever afraid you're wrong?
Sheldon: About religion? Never. About other things? Also never.
‘David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back’ Quotes
Quote from Tam
Tam: Look at this, my mother left me a note. "You can do better. Mom." Not "Love, Mom," not "XO, Mom," just "Mom."
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Good news, I just spoke to Tommy Clarkson.
George Jr.: What? Are you crazy?
Sheldon: Nope, Mom had me tested.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Excuse me, sir. When you're done urinating, I'd like to ask you some questions about social dynamics, intimidation, threats, et cetera. Finish up, no hurry.