Sheldon Quote #456
Quote from Sheldon in the episode David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
Sheldon: What are you watching?
George Jr.: Go away.
Sheldon: Are you angry with me?
George Jr.: I don't want to see your face right now.
Sheldon: Very well, but I'd like to watch Professor Proton.
George Jr.: Did you hear me? Go away.
Sheldon: Well, did you hear me? I'd like to watch Professor Proton.
George Jr.: Too bad.
Sheldon: Interesting. I wonder how my new friend Tommy Clarkson would feel about this.
George Jr.: Well, he's not here, is he?
Sheldon: No, he's not. I guess I'll just have to call him.
George Jr.: You're kidding.
Sheldon: Are you going to put on Professor Proton?
George Jr.: No.
Sheldon: Hmm. [starts dialing]
George Jr.: Okay, okay.
Sheldon: Thank you. I didn't hear a "you're welcome."
George Jr.: Shut up!
Sheldon: We'll work on that.
Sheldon Quotes
Quote from the episode White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
Mary: Let's say grace.
Sheldon: Hang on, safety first. [puts mittens on]
George Jr.: When are you gonna get over that?
Sheldon: I would think recent events would make you value protection.
Mary: Enough.
Quote from the episode A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
Ms. MacElroy: Now, can anyone tell me why Melville shifts the narrative voice from Ishmael to Ahab? [Ms. MacElroy waits for somebody else to raise their hand] Sheldon.
Sheldon: I have a tummyache. I'd like to see the nurse.
Derek: A "tummyache"?
Sheldon: Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches. Ergo, tummyache.
Derek: Ergo?
Sheldon: It's Latin, Derek.
Ms. MacElroy: Go to the nurse.
Sheldon: And to answer your question, the shifting point of view grants the reader a broader perspective of events than typically allowed by first-person narration.
Ms. MacElroy: Where were we?
Sheldon: And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.
Quote from the episode Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
Missy: What's it like to not believe in God?
Sheldon: It's great. Big fan.
Missy: Are you ever afraid you're wrong?
Sheldon: About religion? Never. About other things? Also never.
‘David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back’ Quotes
Quote from Tam
Tam: Look at this, my mother left me a note. "You can do better. Mom." Not "Love, Mom," not "XO, Mom," just "Mom."
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Good news, I just spoke to Tommy Clarkson.
George Jr.: What? Are you crazy?
Sheldon: Nope, Mom had me tested.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Excuse me, sir. When you're done urinating, I'd like to ask you some questions about social dynamics, intimidation, threats, et cetera. Finish up, no hurry.