Latest Quotes

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Dr. John Sturgis: What's this? "Connie Tucker is proud to announce that she is sweet on Dr.
John Sturgis and they are officially a romantic couple." Oh, boy! I'm back in business!

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

George Sr.: You mind putting down my kid?
Clint Watson: We were just playing around.
Veronica: This is my mom's boyfriend, Clint.
George Sr.: Hello, Clint. What can we do for you?
Clint Watson: I'm here to pick up Veronica. Come on.
George Sr.: You want to go with this man?
Veronica: No, sir.
George Sr.: You heard her. Thanks for stopping by.
Clint Watson: You really want to mess with me?
George Sr.: Sure. Why not?
[THUDDING OUTSIDE]
Mary: What's going on out there?
George Sr.: You might want to call the police.
Mary: Why?
George Sr.: There's a bum sleeping on our front porch.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Missy: Please, can we keep her?
Mary: No, we cannot keep her.
Missy: We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon, why can't I have Veronica?
Mary: I'm not participating in this conversation.
Missy: We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom. Like a trade.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Missy: Maybe, if we make a wish at the same time we could switch places.
Veronica: You think?
Missy: It's worth a try.
Veronica: Okay. What do we need to do?
Missy: We close our eyes and at the exact same time say, "I wish I could switch places."
Veronica: Ready? One, two, three.
Both: I wish I could switch places. Well?
Missy: I'm still here. You?
Veronica: Same.
Missy: That's too bad. I really wanted to drive home. Can I anyway?
Veronica: Sure.
Missy: Really?
Veronica: No.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Missy: You probably hear this a lot, but you're, like, princess pretty.
Veronica: Oh. I don't know about that. But you are definitely princess material.
Missy: Well, until I'm allowed to wear makeup, this is as hot as I get.
Veronica: You don't need makeup.
Missy: I hope you're right. Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16.
Veronica: Mm. That'll get here sooner than you think.
Missy: Sure doesn't feel like it.
Veronica: Don't be in a rush. Honestly, I'd rather be your age again.
Missy: Really?
Veronica: Yeah. Being a grown-up is, uh complicated.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Veronica: Sorry, I know this isn't the most fun thing in the world.
Missy: I was happy just riding in the front seat of your car.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Dr. John Sturgis: [recorded message] Greetings. You've reached Dr. John Sturgis. Leave a message and I'll be in touch. Thank you very much. Hey, that rhymed.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

George Jr.: Uh, maybe when you're done, we can go down to the mall and hang out.
Veronica: Oh, I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time.
George Jr.: Maybe I can come along.
Veronica: Then it wouldn't be girl time.
George Jr.: No, not entirely, but it would be mostly.
Missy: Take a hint, dummy.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

George Jr.: Hey, what you doin'?
Veronica: Helping your mom with laundry.
George Jr.: Oh, yeah. That's usually my job.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Meemaw: Well, we're not getting married any time soon.
Sheldon: You should. You're old; you don't have many years left.
Meemaw: I really need to meet a whole new group of people.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Sheldon: How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis?
Meemaw: You knew about that?
Sheldon: Yes.
Meemaw: So you knew he was gonna propose?
Sheldon: Propose? No, that's wonderful. Although, it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me. I thought we were closer than that.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Mary: You know I'm right.
Meemaw: I know no such thing. It's my life, I don't have to do anything 'cause I'm "supposed to." I do it because I want to, and right now, I don't want to, end of story.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Mary: Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping with the man, you should be married to him.
Meemaw: Why do I come here? I got to find a cooler chick to talk to.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Veronica: What do you want to know?
Sheldon: Your mom has a boyfriend.
Veronica: Yeah.
Sheldon: Where is your father?
Veronica: I don't know.
Sheldon: Why do you not know?
Veronica: Well, he left when I was really young and I never heard from him again.
Sheldon: And why are you staying here?
Veronica: My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice.
Sheldon: I understand. My sister isn't very nice.
Veronica: [CHUCKLES] So you get it?
Sheldon: I do, thank you.
Veronica: Okay, well, talk to you later.
Sheldon: But not between 7:00 and 7:12.
Veronica: Yup, I see it right here.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Veronica: Is there anything else?
Sheldon: There is, but I'm not allowed to ask about it.
Veronica: Oh, it's okay. You can ask me anything.
Sheldon: Oh, good. I don't like cats, but I share their curious nature.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Sheldon: [knock knock knock] Veronica. [knock knock knock] Veronica.
Veronica: Come in. Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
Sheldon: I printed out my bathroom schedule. I can't speak for anyone else in this family, but you can count on it being occupied during these times.
Veronica: Thank you. This is very helpful.
Sheldon: I know.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Meemaw: Are we good?
Dr. John Sturgis: Yes. But if I should pre-decease you I want you to have the ring.
Meemaw: Fine.
Dr. John Sturgis: It'll be in the top right corner of my dresser drawer.
Meemaw: Got it.
Dr. John Sturgis: [CRYING] Under my tube socks.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Dr. John Sturgis: I just think it's important for people to know that we're an official couple.
Meemaw: We don't have to be married for that. Buy a billboard, take an ad out in the paper.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Missy: John I've already been married once. I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again.
Dr. John Sturgis: Why not?
Missy: I was somebody's wife for a long time. I just like being Connie Tucker now. Not Mrs somebody else's name.
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, what if I took your name? John Tucker, it sounds great. Like a football player or an astronaut.

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Sheldon: See? This is the kind of nonsense you have to deal with when you're around kids.
George Sr.: He does have a point.