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111. Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
January 11, 2018When Mary finds Sheldon playing Dungeons and Dragons with his friends Tam and Billy, she is worried by the game's demonic mythology. In a bid to save her son from the devil, Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school and sparks an interest in religion.
Quote from Zero
One: Welcome, Sheldon.
Zero: We've been waiting for you.
Sheldon: Are you the Ten Commandments?
One: No. We are one.
Zero: And zero.
One: We are the binary code that underlies the universe.
Zero: The ten thing is a common mistake.
Quote from Herschel Sparks
Herschel Sparks: I'm just thankful Billy found some friends and he ain't eating dirt and crabgrass any more. Some point, he just got a taste for it.
Quote from Pastor Jeff
Mary: Anyway, I'm sorry to drag you into this, but it is demons, so it's in your purview.
Pastor Jeff: It is indeed. In fact, at a recent Young Baptist Leaders Conference, I attended a seminar on satanic leisure activities.
Mary: And?
Pastor Jeff: And the important lesson is, rather than have a parent or authority figure take the offending game away, let God remove it, root and stem.
Meemaw: Question, PJ. Uh, how's the big guy do that?