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104. A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
November 16, 2017After Sheldon chokes on a breakfast sausage, the near death experience scares him off solid foods. As his parents try to deal with his newfound phobia, Sheldon discovers comic books and the finds the strength to eat again.
Quote from George Sr.
Dr. Goetsch: Okay. Let me just start by saying you came to the right place. Sheldon and I happen to have a lot in common. I, too, was a special little boy. In the fourth grade, I was reading at a seventh grade level. And I don't have to tell you where I was by the seventh grade. [silence] Tenth.
George: I'm gonna give the beanbag a whirl.
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: What are y'all watching?
Georgie: Little Rascals.
Meemaw: You know most of those kids are dead, right?
Missy: What?
Meemaw: Alfalfa, Stymie, Buckwheat.
Missy: Even Petey the dog?
Meemaw: Oh, especially Petey the dog.
Georgie: Thanks for making it depressing.
Meemaw: You're very welcome.
Quote from George Sr.
Dr. Goetsch: You'd be surprised how many children have food phobias.
Mary: Is that so?
Dr. Goetsch: Oh, yeah. When I was Sheldon's age, I was afraid of that weird skin on top of puddin'.
George: Really? Me, too. You know, you put a little Saran Wrap on-
Mary: George!
Quote from Dr. Goetsch
Mary: Sheldon?
George: Where the hell did he go?
Mary: Sheldon?
Dr. Goetsch: Couldn't have gone far.
Mary: Why not?
Dr. Goetsch: Right on, right on.
Quote from George Sr.
Mary: I think we should call the police.
George: We don't need the police. We'll find him.
Mary: This is all my fault. He ran away because we took him to a therapist.
George: That's $15 we ain't getting back.
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: It doesn't matter. Tonight is not about Sheldon.
Georgie: Yeah, right. Everything's always about Sheldon.
Missy: Yeah. Most of the time, it's like we don't even exist.
Meemaw: I guess Sheldon does get most of the attention. Maybe that's a good thing.
Missy: How?
Meemaw: Well, if it weren't for him, your parents would be on your ass all the time.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: I tried to explain to my parents that a mutant named Cyclops, who shoots laser beams out of his eyes, helped me eat a licorice stick. Went right over their heads.