George: Hey, Tom, you wanted to see me?
Principal Petersen: Uh, yeah, why don't you close the door.
George: That always makes me nervous.
Principal Petersen: No, it's good.
George: Then why can't the door stay open?
Principal Petersen: Fine, leave it open.
George: Eh, I already closed it. So, what's up?
Principal Petersen: Well, George, you've had a hell of a season.
George: [scoffs] Now I wish the door was open.

Principal Petersen: I got a buddy who coaches at Rice who was asking about you.
George: Great college. So, what'd you tell him?
Principal Petersen: Well, I told him you wouldn't be interested, you're pretty happy here.
George: What? Why would you do that?
Principal Petersen: So you're not happy here?
George: No, of course I'm happy here, it's just...
Principal Petersen: Aw, I'm just messing with you. [chuckles] I told them you'd be a fantastic coach and they'd be crazy not to take you.

Nathan: Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
Sheldon: I'm leaving soon and I want to remember this place exactly the way it is. Mister, could you move? I don't know you. [the man moves away] Better.
Nathan: Where you going?
Sheldon: California.
Nathan: Oh. Home of the San Diego Comic-Con. Rad. [chuckles] It's how they talk there.
Sheldon: I didn't realize I was gonna have to learn another language.
Nathan: Well, if I can do it, anyone can.
Sheldon: Hmm.

George: Oh, good. Was hoping to talk to you alone.
Mary: Okay.
George: Uh, you want to shut the door?
Mary: Uh-oh.
George: No, it's actually pretty exciting.
Mary: Oh, tell me.
George: And it's also a little scary.
Mary: George, just say it.

George: I'm getting offered a coaching job at Rice.
Mary: Really?
George: Special teams.
Mary: Wow.
George: Yeah. And I... I know moving's a big deal, and-and it's okay if now's not the right time.
Mary: You should take it.
George: You sure?
Mary: Well... [sighs] I mean, Georgie and Mandy are out of the house, Sheldon's leaving soon, and Missy's starting a new school anyway. It seems like a good time to do this.
George: [stammers] What about your mom and CeeCee?
Mary: I'm not saying it's gonna be easy, but it's not that far away.
George: Yeah I guess, but...
Mary: George, you deserve this.
George: I mean, college ball... That's the dream.
Mary: Sounds like we're moving to Houston. [they hug and chuckle]

Mary: Sheldon, this isn't about you. This job is good for your father and our family, so you're gonna have to deal with it. Now pick up that plate, get back out there and have dinner with your family while we're all still together.
Sheldon: ... Yes, ma'am.
[Sheldon picks up his plate and walks out of his bedroom]
George: Dang. That was hot.

Meemaw: What's up?
Sheldon: How much do you love me?
Meemaw: What do you want?
Sheldon: I want you to buy our house.
Meemaw: Why?
Sheldon: So my room is there when I need it.
Dale: I thought you couldn't wait to leave Medford.
Sheldon: Just because I don't want to come back to a place doesn't mean I don't want to have a place that I don't want to come back to.
Dale: That makes sense to me.
Sheldon: Great, let's talk escrow.

Sheldon: So, where are we? Buy my home outright? Take over our mortgage? Interest rates are looking darn attractive.