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709. A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby
April 25, 2024After Sheldon has an article published in a scientific journal, grad school recruiters descend on Medford. Meanwhile, Audrey works on improving Georgie's English so CeeCee doesn't grow up talkin' like him.
Quote from George Sr.
George: Well, thanks for stopping by.
Phil Lambert: Well, I was kind of hoping I could meet Sheldon.
George: All in good time. We still got to whip some of the lumps out of that offer of yours. We'll be in touch. [closes door]
Phil Lambert: [stammers] Okay.
Quote from George Sr.
George: Eh, with all the freeways and traffic in California, he's gonna need a car.
Mary: George, he's 14.
George: Right. He's gonna need a car and a driver.
Mr. Stevens: We can arrange that. So, what do you say? Stephen Hawking and Sheldon Cooper together at Caltech?
Mary: It's very promising.
Quote from Sheldon
Missy: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I can't sleep. This is the biggest decision of my life.
Missy: What's all this?
Sheldon: I'm employing an algorithm to assigns points to each school so I can statistically decide which is the best.
Missy: Hmm. How about "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe"?
Sheldon: I won't miss you.
Missy: Same.