Georgie: You think CeeCee's gonna be an only child?
Mandy: I don't know. For a while she is. Why?
Georgie: Well, since we're man and wife now, we got to make plans.
Mandy: I'm almost back in my old jeans. This can wait.
Georgie: Well, I'm just saying, I liked having a brother and sister. Don't you like having a brother?
Mandy: Eh.
Georgie: So, y'all didn't get along?
Mandy: I picked on him. I made him cry a lot.
Georgie: That's what I did with Sheldon. Don't you want CeeCee to have that?

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

Jim: Here we are. Grab a shovel and dig in. There you go.
Dr. Linkletter: I spent the summer in Italy once.
Georgie: Bringing back memories?
Dr. Linkletter: No.

Meemaw: I got to go open up the gambling room. Can you watch her for about an hour?
Dale: I just had coffee and a bowl of Raisin Bran. Next hour is spoken for.
Meemaw: You could've just said no.
Dale: I'm trying to keep the romance alive.

Sheldon: Are you sure there's a body down here?
Missy: Oh, yeah, keep digging.
Adult Sheldon: I'd like to tell you I found something that night, but for once you all might be ahead of me.