George Sr. Quote #537

Quote from George Sr. in the episode A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

Missy: It's getting quieter.
George: [stammers] It's moving away.
Missy: You sure?
George: Yeah, look. Look. Rain's letting up. Yeah. We're okay. [Missy cries] Hey, hey, hey. It's over.
Missy: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. I've been awful. I don't even know why. I really do love you and Mom, and I don't actually hate Sheldon. I'll be better. I promise.
George: I know you will. I love you, too. [hugs Missy]
Missy: Where's the car?
[George points to the car, on its side in the middle of the road]
George: Glad we got out? [Missy nods]

George Sr. Quotes

Quote from the episode A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

George: And Sheldon's fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back.

Quote from the episode Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon

Sheldon: There's going to be a lecture on carbon dating at the Natural Science Museum on Saturday. Who would like to take me?
George: You know what? I'd be happy to.
Meemaw: What happened to helping me at my yard sale?
George: Ooh, is that this Saturday? I'm sorry. I'm taking him to a lecture on, uh what is it? Carbonation?
Sheldon: Carbon dating. A method of determining the age of artifacts and fossils.
George: Hey, we could use that to figure out how old your grandma is.
Sheldon: That won't work. You can't carbon-date something that's alive.
George: Well, then, we'll just chop her down and count the rings.
Meemaw: Oh, George, did my "lump of clay" remark strike a nerve?
George: A little.

Quote from the episode A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast

Georgie: A bill? Really?
George: Room and board, buddy.
Georgie: $50 a month for food?
George: The way you eat, I should've gone $50 a week.
Georgie: Laundry services?
George: Your poor mother has to touch your underwear.
Georgie: What's the $10 a month "peema" charge?
George: Oh, P-I-M-A, that's a "Pain in My Ass" tax. My way of getting compensated for you taking years off my life.

‘A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring’ Quotes

Quote from Missy

Missy: One question.
George: Yes?
Missy: What's 0600?

Quote from Sheldon

Mary: And please look after Sheldon and I as we travel to Germany.
Sheldon: "Sheldon and me".
Mary: [sighs] God doesn't care about grammar.
Sheldon: You're not gonna be on a ten-hour flight with God.
Georgie: I bet it's gonna feel longer than ten.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: When we get there, you'll be looking for "international departures".
George: Ah, well, thanks for letting me know that Germany's in a different country.
Sheldon: Is he joking? I'd like to believe he's joking.
Mary: He's joking, Sheldon.
Sheldon: He's a football coach. I don't know what he knows.