George Jr. Quote #248
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
Georgie: So, what do you want to do?
Jana: Probably something with our clothes on.
Georgie: No kidding. That was scary.
Jana: Terrifying.
Georgie: I was afraid I was gonna have to marry you.
Jana: Afraid?
Georgie: Shaking in my boots.
Jana: And what, exactly, would be so terrible about marrying me?
Georgie: I didn't say terrible. You can be afraid of things that are great.
Jana: Like what?
Georgie: Uh... Oh, roller coasters.
Jana: You're an idiot.
Georgie: Roller coasters is a good answer. I didn't say sharks, which is what I thought of first.
Jana: You're making it worse.
Georgie: How is I worse? I didn't say it. Roller coasters is a good answer.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.
Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.
‘A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On’ Quotes
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: I wonder who came up with blue raspberry. Raspberries ain't blue.
Jana: It should be blueberry.
Georgie: You'd think. But blueberries ain't blue either, they're purple. The whole blue food situation in this country needs some work.
Quote from George Sr.
Mary: So you've stayed at this hotel before?
George: Oh, yeah. It's nice. They got an indoor pool and a killer breakfast buffet. There's even a real nice gym we'll walk right past on the way to the breakfast buffet.
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: Just out of curiosity, when exactly are you and Mom leaving, and when exactly are y'all coming back?
George: You're not bringing your girlfriend here.
Georgie: Excuse me for taking an interest in your life.
George: Besides, your grandma'll be here the whole time.
Georgie: Never mind. Wait. So her house'll be empty?
George: Look, I used to be your age, but can you try thinking with your brain for once?
Georgie: If you used to be my age, I think you know the answer to that.