Mandy: So, you know how I said I had everything under control?
Georgie: Yeah.
Mandy: Things have changed. I wasn't just short on the power bill. I was also short on the rent, and, uh, now I'm short on a place to live.
Georgie: Oh, okay, well, you're welcome to stay here. Mi garage, su garage.

Georgie: Don't shoot! I'm not a robber!
Henry: Turn around real slow.
Georgie: How's this? 'Cause I can go slower.
Henry: You picked the wrong apartment, little man.
Georgie: Ain't this 208?
Henry: It's 207.
Georgie: I'm in the wrong apartment.
Henry: I just said that.
Georgie: I can explain. My girlfriend... well, she's not really my girlfriend, but she's having my baby. She got evicted, and I came to get her stuff.
Henry: Are you talking about Mandy?
Georgie: Yes.
Henry: You're the dumb bastard that knocked her up?
Georgie: Yes, that's me! Not a robber, dumb bastard!

Henry: Put your hands down. I ain't gonna shoot you. I saw the padlock on her door.
Georgie: Yeah, and all her stuff's in there. I came to get it for her.
Henry: I like that girl. She's a good one.
Georgie: I agree.
Henry: Why don't you marry her?
Georgie: I'm trying. She don't want to.
Henry: So, you think getting her toothbrush's gonna change that?
Georgie: Couldn't hurt. So, what do you say, can I go?
Henry: Yeah.
Georgie: Thank you, sir. [opens window] Good night, sir. Sorry to bother you, sir. [climbs out]
Henry: Nice kid. [chuckles] Glad I didn't kill him.

[fantasy:]
Mary: Sometimes I feel like, at my age, I should have everything all figured out. [scoffs] But I don't.
Dusty: Nobody has it all figured out.
Mary: You ever get scared?
Dusty: Oh, yeah. All the time. I mean, like right now, I... [chuckles] I'm scared you won't like me.
Mary: Oh, Dusty. You don't have to worry about that.
Dusty: You promise?
Mary: With God as my witness.
Dusty: Well, I hope he's not watching right now, 'cause I'm about to kiss you.

George: What you writing?
Mary: Oh. Uh, just making a list of chores that need to get done.
George: Well, that doesn't sound like fun.
Mary: Well... one of them is.
George: [groans] I'll get to the rain gutters. You just got to... [Mary kisses George] Mm. Mmm. What's happening?
Mary: Why don't you come to the bedroom and find out?
George: Weird day.

Mandy: Did you have any problems getting into the apartment?
Georgie: No. In the right window, out the right window. Easy peasy.

Mandy: Get out. Get out.
Georgie: What?
Mandy: I'm using the sink.
Georgie: Sweet.

Missy: Did someone have a sleepover?
Georgie: Mandy's gonna be staying with me for a little bit.
Missy: Mm-hmm.
Mandy: It's not like that.
Missy: Didn't say it was.

George: Sorry. I didn't get much sleep.
Dale: Oh, you and Mary fighting again?
George: Oh, no, we're getting along real good.
Dale: Okay.
George: I mean... real good.
Dale: Yeah. I-I said okay.

Meemaw: Now, here's the guest room. Make yourself at home.
Mandy: Thank you so much. It's only temporary, I promise.
Meemaw: Oh, no problem. Stay as long as you need. Bathroom's right down the hall.
Mandy: Oh, boy, a bathroom.