‘Funeral’ Quotes     Page 3 of 3

  • Funeral

    713. Funeral

    May 16, 2024

    The Cooper family mourns the loss of their patriach, George, after his sudden death.

Quote from Meemaw

Meemaw: What you doing?
Mary: Trying to write my speech for the funeral.
Meemaw: Mmm. Not easy, is it?
Mary: No. Where's Dale?
Meemaw: Oh, he was wandering around, afraid to sit anywhere, so I sent him home.

Quote from Missy

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays on television]
Dale: How you doing, sweetheart?
Missy: All right.
♪ Impossible not to do, impossible...♪
[Dale sits down in George's chair]
Missy: What the hell are you doing?
Dale: Sitting?
Missy: Not there.
Dale: Oh, I'm sorry. Gosh. [sits on the couch] Here okay?
[Missy scoffs, then gets up and leaves]
♪ Totally amazing mind... ♪

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