‘Funeral’ Quotes     Page 3 of 3

  • Funeral

    713. Funeral

    May 16, 2024

    The Cooper family mourns the loss of their patriach, George, after his sudden death.

Quote from George Jr.

Georgie: I'm here to pick up a suit for Cooper.
Patricia: Oh, sure. George Cooper?
Georgie: Yes, ma'am.
Patricia: Looks a little big for you.
Georgie: [chuckles] It's my dad's.
Patricia: Nice of you to pick it up for him. That'll be eight dollars.

Quote from Meemaw

Meemaw: What you doing?
Mary: Trying to write my speech for the funeral.
Meemaw: Mmm. Not easy, is it?
Mary: No. Where's Dale?
Meemaw: Oh, he was wandering around, afraid to sit anywhere, so I sent him home.

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