Tonya: Maybe we can watch it together.
Missy: Not at my house. My mom can't know I rented you this.
Tonya: Well, my uncle can't know I'm watching it.
Missy: We could watch it in our garage. My brother's got a TV in there.
Tonya: Cool.
Missy: He kind of looks like Patrick Swayze.
Tonya: Really?
Missy: But, like, a stupid Patrick Swayze.
Tonya: Eh. Still works.

Dale: Nice looking watch you got there.
Marty: Thanks.
Dale: Is it new?
Marty: Actually, yeah.
Dale: Interesting. You recently come into some money?
Marty: Kind of. My uncle just passed away.
Dale: Oh. Well, ain't that a coincidence? What from?
Marty: Emphysema.
Dale: He smoke?
Marty: Yeah.
Dale: All right, then.

Meemaw: Maybe instead of harassing the customers, why don't you go over and stand by that door and just look intimidating?
Dale: [whispers] You got it. Watch this.
[Dale stands up against the door]
Meemaw: You want a chair?
Dale: Chair would be good. Yeah. Let me go get my inflatable donut. [whispers] Got a little fire in the valley.

Tonya: I'll admit it. Keanu's pretty cute.
Missy: Hey, you called Swayze, you stick with Swayze.
Tonya: Fine, I'll be Mrs. Patrick Swayze.

Missy: Why'd you want to spend the summer with Pastor Jeff?
Tonya: I didn't. My parents found out I had a boyfriend and freaked.
Missy: Ooh, tell me everything.
Tonya: Okay, his name is Zach. He has a learner's permit and his own phone line.
Missy: So, like, a man?
Tonya: Exactly.

Missy: "German for Beginners"? Why are you so weird?
Sheldon: I was hoping to spend the summer in Germany.
Missy: The country in Europe?
Sheldon: Yes.
Missy: For the whole summer?
Sheldon: Yes. But Mom and Dad said we can't afford it.
Missy: Oh, you can't take no for an answer. You deserve this. I deserve this. We deserve this.

Sheldon: What am I supposed to do? We don't have the money.
Missy: I have $34 saved up. It's yours.
Sheldon: It's a lot more than that.
Missy: Well, we're gonna figure this out.
Sheldon: Really?
Missy: We'll start with getting enough money for a one-way ticket.
Sheldon: How do I get back home?
Missy: Who knows? You might love it there.
Adult Sheldon: I know we've had our differences, but that's the moment I learned just how much my sister loved me.

Mandy: Any luck tracking down the robbers?
Meemaw: Nope. We're gonna keep the cashbox here for a while.
Mandy: Great. So now the money is here, where we sleep.
Meemaw: [to Dale] Get your bat.
Dale: Yeah.

Missy: [gasps] Duck, duck.
Tonya: What are we doing?
Missy: Someone's awake at my meemaw's. I think they saw us. [coughs]
Tonya: You said you knew how to smoke.
Missy: I do, but this isn't my brand.

Georgie: There they go.
Dale: I think we scared them off.
Georgie: Yeah, we did.
Dale: [chuckles] We are heroes. [they high-five]
Georgie: Damn straight.
Dale: Yeah.

Sheldon: What are you doing up?
Missy: Um, going to the bathroom?
Sheldon: Why are you dressed?
Missy: Why are you dressed?
Sheldon: I'm having a yard sale to raise money for Germany.
Missy: Great, I'll help.
Sheldon: But why are you dressed?
Missy: To help you.
Sheldon: But I just told you about that.
Missy: And I'm ready to start.
Sheldon: Okay. Wait, what?

Mary: What's going on?
Pastor Jeff: Missy rented Tonya an R-rated movie and tried to hide it in a Disney box.
Tonya: Oh, that's what this is about?
Pastor Jeff: What else would it be about?
Mary: Missy?
Missy: It must have been an accident. I thought I gave her Bambi.
Tonya: I did ask for Bambi.
Missy: Sometimes people return things in the wrong box. It's my fault for not checking. I'm really sorry.
Pastor Jeff: Well, don't let it happen again.