Georgie: I'm interested in getting some jewelry.
Susan: Well, sure, what's the occasion?
Georgie: There's a young lady, and I'd like to get her something special.
Susan: Well, aren't you sweet?
Georgie: I like to think so.
Susan: So what are you looking for? A necklace, ankle bracelet, uh, earrings?
Georgie: Hmm. Tough to choose between her neck, ankles and ears. They're all smokin' hot.

Mary: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Sheldon: Yes. I really wanted to go to this lecture, and I understand that I upset Meemaw very much. So which one of you will be taking me?
Mary: No one's taking you.
George: You're not going, Sheldon.
Sheldon: You two are even more selfish than Meemaw.
[cut to Sheldon in his bedroom:]
Missy: How long you grounded for?
Sheldon: A month.
Missy: That sounds right.

Georgie: Let me tell you the move: You mix a bag of these with a bag of these mm, heaven.
Derek: You just want me to buy two bags.
Georgie: I just want you to be happy.
Derek: Fine.
Georgie: And now I'm happy.

Georgie: Veronica.
Veronica: Oh, hey.
Georgie: Come here. I got something for you.
Veronica: Ooh, is it candy?
Georgie: No, but it is pretty sweet.
Veronica: Georgie, what did you do?
Georgie: Just open it.
Veronica: This looks expensive.
Georgie: It was. Check out the price tag.
Veronica: $100?
Georgie: And that's without tax.
Veronica: I can't accept this.
Georgie: B-But I bought it for you.
Veronica: Well, you shouldn't have.
Georgie: I don't get you. I went out of my way to buy you something nice and you don't even want it.
Veronica: Georgie, it's too much. I mean, you're not gonna impress me by throwing money around.
Georgie: You sure? In "Material Girl," Madonna loves it.

Adult Sheldon: The world had stopped making sense. A grown-up had lied to me, my meemaw and I were at odds, I was in trouble with my parents. I had to find a way to restore balance.

Missy: Hey.
Mary: Hey, baby, where's Sheldon?
Missy: I don't know, he left.
Mary: He left? Where'd he go?
Missy: He wouldn't tell me, but he wrote it in this weird letter.
Mary: When did he leave?
Missy: An hour ago.
Mary: An hour?!
Missy: I told him not to go.

Veronica: Georgie. "Before you get mad, this only cost me ten cents."
Georgie: I saw you smile.
Veronica: Go away, Georgie.
Georgie: You can eat it or wear it, it's up to you.

Mary: Okay, so how do we read it?
Missy: I'd say ask Sheldon, but he left after I clearly said not to.

Clara: So how old is this professor friend of yours?
Sheldon: 73 and a half.
Clara: And why are you going to see him?
Sheldon: Because everything made sense before he went away, and now no one's on my side.
Clara: So you think only a person in a mental hospital can understand you?
Sheldon: Correct.
Clara: That's the first thing you've said that sounds right.

Missy: Does he really think these facts are fun?
Mary: Not now.