Adult Sheldon: And I, despite being innocent of all wrongdoing, was being punished as well. Not by my parents, but by society and their insistence on a "spring break."
Sheldon: One whole week of no school. No fair.
Mary: You two should do something together. Go outside, take a walk.
Sheldon: I'd rather die.
Missy: I'd rather read.

Missy: So, are you gonna be mad at me forever?
George: No, not forever. But I'm not gonna be done anytime soon.
Missy: Okay, look, I know I'm grounded and I'm missing spring break, and I totally deserve it.
George: There better not be a "but."
Missy: There isn't. However... I need to catch up on 90210 because everyone will be talking about it Monday, and if I miss it, I might as well not even go back to school.
George: Too bad.
Missy: Come on, even prisoners get to go out to the yard for an hour a day.
George: [sighs] Fair enough. There's the yard. Knock yourself out.

Mandy: She's finally napping.
Meemaw: Great. You get 20 minutes. What you gonna do? Sleep, bathe, eat?
Mandy: No, I took a bath a few days ago. I think I'm set.
Meemaw: Those baths aren't just for you.

Mandy: Hey, I was thinking about doing something nice for Georgie's birthday.
Meemaw: How nice? 'Cause I'm all set with great-grandchildren for now.
Mandy: Well, I just gave birth and he's seeing another woman, so I was thinking maybe a cake and some of his favorite food.
Meemaw: That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
Mandy: Actually, uh... [looks pleadingly at Meemaw]
Meemaw: Okay. I'll do the food, you handle the cake.
Mandy: Great. Hey, uh, does Mary know how to bake?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Mandy: Perfect.

Brenda Sparks: Okay, come on, Mary. We're friends.
Mary: Just not as good of friends as you are with my husband.
Brenda Sparks: Okay, if you're gonna keep working here, we have to figure this out.
Mary: Maybe I shouldn't work here.
Brenda Sparks: Maybe you shouldn't.
Mary: Are you firing me?
Brenda Sparks: Well, I thought you were quitting.
Mary: Maybe I was.
Brenda Sparks: Then maybe I was.
Mary: Then I am.
Brenda Sparks: Then I do.
Mary: Great, then I'm leaving.
Brenda Sparks: Well, I'm a little confused, but okay. [sighs]

George: Well, whichever one it was, I'm on your side. Screw Brenda.
Mary: You don't even know what happened.
George: You're right. Sorry. What happened?
Mary: Well, Brenda was being overly nice, which really rubbed me the wrong way, so I tore her head off.
George: Well, I don't see what choice you had.
Mary: George, don't.
George: What? I'm on your side.
Mary: Why do I even tell you anything? [walks off]
George: Love you!

Sheldon: Missy, are you busy?
Missy: Do I look busy?
Sheldon: I do some of my best thinking lying down.
Missy: Yeah, well, I'm not thinking.
Sheldon: The shower is another excellent place to cogitate. Sometimes I'll just lather up and drift off...

Sheldon: No, I've watched your program, and I can tell you everything that happened.
Missy: So you know what happens with Brandon's gambling problem? And how Dylan and Kelly are doing?
Sheldon: I do.
Missy: Okay. Wait, why would you do that for me?
Sheldon: Well, when you tried to watch the tape, I ended up watching the first seconds of it, and the completist in me had to finish it.
Missy: That's so dumb. I love it. Tell me everything.

Mary: George said he was on my side, but if he was really on my side, he wouldn't say he was on my side like he had to calm down a crazy woman.
Mandy: You know, I can just buy Georgie a cake.

Georgie: We're home.
Mandy: Hey, how was your walk?
Georgie: Slow. You don't know how many old ladies are in the neighborhood till you go out with a baby. Ooh, tots.
Meemaw: Hey, hands off.

Mary: What?
Brenda Sparks: I'm not leaving until we talk this out.
Adult Sheldon: My mom's upset. Did you get it? Listen. [dramatic music plays]

Mary: Do you even think about how your actions affect other people?
Brenda Sparks: Love it. Keep it coming.
Mary: You couldn't hang on to your crappy husband, so you tried to move in on my crappy husband.
Brenda Sparks: Good, good. That hurt, but good.

Sheldon: And then she sees Dylan in the hallway and tells her that she and Kelly are friends again, and he kisses her on the forehead.
Missy: What kind of kiss was it?
Sheldon: Well, it seemed innocent, but the music was mysterious, indicating that their love triangle will totally continue.
Missy: Well, that's juicy.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm aware.

Missy: If you want, you can watch with me next week.
Sheldon: No, thank you. Although, I would like to know who killed Dylan's dad.
Missy: Plus, what happened to David's recording contract.
Sheldon: Do you really think he's going to let that producer change his sound?
Missy: Boy, I hope not.
Sheldon: I hear you, sister.

Mary: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have your husband prefer to hang out with your best friend over you?
Brenda Sparks: I know how it feels to have my husband leave me.
Mary: Then you should know better.
Brenda Sparks: You're right.
Mary: I mean, I get that you're fun, and I'm just a churchy stick-in-the-mud.