Dr. Goetsch: For the longest time, I thought I was gonna be a professional figure skater.
Sheldon: And then you became disenchanted with the field like I did?
Dr. Goetsch: Exactly. Someone skated right over my foot. And that was that.
Sheldon: I'm not sure that's the same thing.
Dr. Goetsch: I'd say you lost your passion the way I lost my big toe.
Sheldon: Hmm.

Dr. Goetsch: Welcome. You must be the Cooper family.
Mary: We are.
Dr. Goetsch: Right on, right on. This must be Sheldon. Put 'er there.
Sheldon: No, thank you.
Dr. Goetsch: Right on, right on.

Mary: Sheldon?
George: Where the hell did he go?
Mary: Sheldon?
Dr. Goetsch: Couldn't have gone far.
Mary: Why not?
Dr. Goetsch: Right on, right on.

George: You don't always win in life, he needs to learn that.
Mary: I know, but these are big feelings for a little boy.
George: They're feelings everybody has. It's part of growing up.
Mary: I guess.
Sheldon: Poodle poop!
Meemaw: Okay. Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear, it's embarrassing.

Mary: I hate to see him so upset.
George: Well, give him a little time, he'll calm down.
Sheldon: [door slams] Fiddle-faddle!
Meemaw: The F word. He's real mad.

Sheldon: Attention, students and faculty. This is Sheldon Lee Cooper. We're taught that hard work pays off, but that's not true. I came up with a solution to save Earth from killer asteroids, and lost the science fair to SueAnn Ludlow, and her frizzy hair machine. But it wasn't just me who lost, we all lost. Wake up, people. The system's broken. Real innovation isn't valued. Nowadays, it's all about flash and style.
I blame MTV. Luckily, my parents can't afford cable. I urge you all to rise up. They can't send everyone to the principal's office. Chew gum in class, use a number one pencil, go nuts. This is Sheldon Lee Cooper signing off. Live long and prosper.