Mandy Quote #54
Quote from Mandy in the episode Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
George Jr.: We got to stay calm. Don't let her see us panic.
Mandy: Right. Happy faces.
George Jr.: [smiling; cutesy voice] Hey, baby, this is normal. We're all okay.
Mandy: [smiling; cutesy voice] We're gonna get you out.
George Jr.: How're we gonna get her out?
Mandy: I don't know.
George Jr.: Wait, I got a bunch of hangers from the laundromat in my car. I can pick the lock.
Mandy: Go get them! [to CeeCee] Who has the dumbest mommy in the world? You do. Yes, you do.
Mandy Quotes
Quote from the episode Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
Missy: Do you hate Georgie?
Mandy: No. No, Georgie's a good guy. If anything, I hate myself for making bad decisions.
Missy: Like having sex before marriage?
Mandy: More like having tequila before sex.
Mary: Hey. What's going on here?
Missy: Mandy was just telling me how she got pregnant.
Mandy: No, no...
Missy: But you said...
Mandy: No.
Missy: No.
Quote from the episode An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
Meemaw: Well, the laundromat's a cash business.
Mandy: That's mostly just quarters, though, isn't it?
Meemaw: Uh, yeah, but, well, now we've got the video store, and I'm not real big on banks.
Mandy: Because you lived through the Depression?
Meemaw: Yeah. [insincere laugh]
Quote from the episode An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
George Jr.: All right, almost there.
Mandy: I don't know about this. The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder.
‘Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal’ Quotes
Quote from Missy
Brenda Sparks: You friends with this girl?
Missy: [scoffs] I wish. She is so popular. One time she said she liked my outfit... I wore it for a week.
Brenda Sparks: [scoffs] What am I gonna do? [both sigh]
Missy: You could tell Billy he's too young to date.
Brenda Sparks: [chuckles softly] That's good. You might be the coolest person in this house.
Missy: Low bar, but thanks.
Quote from Dr. Linkletter
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter, I need to talk to you.
Dr. Linkletter: Great.
Sheldon: Do you think you could get me access to the telescope room? I want to search for exoplanets that could support life.
Dr. Linkletter: Are you feeling homesick?
Sheldon: Are you implying that I'm from another planet?
Dr. Linkletter: Yes.
Sheldon: Compliment accepted.
Quote from Dr. Linkletter
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter, I need to talk to you.
Dr. Linkletter: Are we in my office?
Sheldon: No.
Dr. Linkletter: Then these are not my office hours.
Sheldon: Are you using my love of schedules against me?
Dr. Linkletter: [chuckles] Oh, yes.
Sheldon: Well done.