George Jr. Quote #349
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Mary: What's going on? Everything okay?
George Sr.: You might want to sit.
Mary: Now you're scaring me.
George Sr.: No one died.
George Jr.: Kind of the opposite, actually. [George rolls his eyes]
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
George Jr.: What are you doing?
George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
George Jr.: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
George Jr.: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
George Jr.: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: Are you in it?
Tam: No.
‘A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband’ Quotes
Quote from George Jr.
George Jr.: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
George Jr.: That was a big part of my defense.
Quote from George Jr.
Mary: Maybe it would be better if you went to your parents with, um, good news first.
Mandy: And what would that be?
Mary: Well... everybody loves a wedding.
George Sr.: Would you stop with that?
Mary: It needs to be discussed.
Mandy: No, it doesn't. I'm having a baby, I don't need to marry another one.
George Jr.: I know I'm young now, but think about it... When you're a dried-up old lady, I'll be your hot trophy husband.
Meemaw: Maybe her dad should put you down.
Quote from Billy Sparks
Billy Sparks: You like meatloaf?
Missy: Yeah, is that what we're having?
Billy Sparks: No, just making dinner conversation.