Mary: You want me to cook those eggs for you, baby?
Missy: No. They're a gift.

Sheldon: While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
Missy: The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
Sheldon: Puberty's made you mean.
Missy: I need to know what happened on my show.
Sheldon: And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
Missy: I can't wait that long, each episode builds on the last. Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," and you don't get to continue.
Sheldon: That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
Missy: You are this close to a purple nurple.
Sheldon: [covers nipples] You leave my nurples alone.

Sheldon: Only 42 days until I go to Caltech.
Mary: That can't be right.
Missy: Oh, it is. It's in my calendar, too.
Mary: You don't have to be so excited about it.
Missy: It's a little late to pretend that I like him.

Mandy: Hey, uh, why don't we get out of here and do something?
Missy: Like what?
Mandy: I don't know, something fun.
Missy: Can we go to a bar?
Mandy: No.
Missy: Tattoo parlor?
Mandy: No.
Missy: Do you even know what fun is anymore?
Mandy: No.

Sheldon: Do people know about this?
Meemaw: Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.
Sheldon: Well, this changes everything. How do you know who to trust?
Meemaw: You don't. That's what makes life interesting.

Sheldon: We're going to jail.
Missy: Georgie's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.
Sheldon: That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped.
Georgie: If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail.

Adult Sheldon: I've often been asked why I never learned to drive a car. This night is your answer.