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101 - Pilot

Aired Monday, September 25, 2017
: Pilot

9-year-old Sheldon Cooper is a once-in-a-generation mind capable of advanced mathematics and science but learns that isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, a land where church and football are king.

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Sheldon: This boy's hair is too long. This boy's wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl's blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere. Also in violation of the grooming code, you have a bit of a mustache.

Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
George Jr.: Admit it. He's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

Mary: Everybody excited to start school Monday?
George Jr.: How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me?
Sheldon: Don't worry, Georgie. I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.

Pastor: Why would you entertain evil thoughts?
Sheldon: I don't think this part applies to me.
Mary: Ssh.
Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start until puberty.

Mary: How about we lose the bow-tie?
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Look around, honey. No one else is wearing one.
Sheldon: Perhaps I'll start a fad.

Episode 102