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601 - Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

Aired Thursday, September 29, 2022
Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

George and Dale travel to the Mexican border to bail Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Meanwhile, Mary feels unwelcome at the church, and Sheldon and Missy finally meet Mandy.

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Episode Notes

  • Title Reference: "Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes" refers to Georgie and Meemaw's criminal activity, and "a Niblingo" refers to Sheldon's suggestion for how he and Missy could refer to Mandy.
  • Opening Credits Sequence: Sheldon is dressed in his normal clothes as a black cow with horns approaches the family.
  • Sheldon uses the rope and lever system he built when Missy moved out of their shared bedroom to knock on her bedroom wall. [504]
  • In an episode of The Big Bang Theory, uninvited guest Sheldon initially wanted Leonard and his girlfriend to change seats in the movie theater before determining their original seats were in the "acoustic sweet spot". [209]


Quote from Mary

Mary: All right, what do you know?
George Sr.: Well, they're probably gonna have to pay some fine, and-and they're gonna need cash.
Mary: My son is gonna be in jail overnight?
George Sr.: What about your mother?
Mary: Oh, she's been there before.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Meemaw's in jail?
Mary: Uh... No.
George Sr.: Forget about it.
Sheldon: Forget about it? Do I need to remind you I remember my birth?
George Sr.: [grunts] Go to your room.
Sheldon: That was a rough day.
Mary: Rough day for me.

Quote from Sheldon

Missy: Freeze, dirtbag.
Mandy: Who are you?
Sheldon: No, no, we have the moral high ground here.
Missy: Yeah. Who are you?
Mandy: I'm a friend of the lady that lives here. I'm worried about her.
Sheldon: That's no lady. That's our meemaw.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: What is happening to our family?
Missy: I know. Georgie and Meemaw in jail.
Sheldon: Mom getting kicked out of the church.
Missy: Georgie having a baby out of wedlock. You know what this means, don't you?
Sheldon: What?
Missy: We really are white trash.
Sheldon: Speak for yourself. I'm in college on a full ride. But I wish y'all luck.

Quote from Dale

George Sr.: I really appreciate this, Dale.
Dale: Smuggling cigarettes? What the hell was she thinking?
George Sr.: It was Georgie's idea.
Dale: Well, that makes more sense. Well, whose truck we taking?
George Sr.: You're coming?
Dale: My ex-girlfriend in jail at the Mexican border? [chuckles] I got to take pictures.
George Sr.: [scoffs] All right, I'll drive.
Dale: But we got to stop and get film.

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