George Jr. Quote #469
Quote from George Jr. in the episode Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
Georgie: Will you marry...
Mandy: Yeah, I heard the question. Why are you asking it?
Georgie: Well, 'cause I love you.
Mandy: [scoffs] Do ya?
Georgie: I think so.
Mandy: You were just on a date with another girl.
Georgie: Yeah, and I could be at her place right now, but instead, I'm here with you.
Mandy: Oh, well, thank you for your sacrifice.
Georgie: I'm 18 years old... believe me, that's a sacrifice. [Constance cries]
Mandy: Oh, great. Are you happy?
Georgie: Maybe she's crying because her mom don't want to marry her dad.
Mandy: Or maybe she's crying 'cause her mom wants to strangle her dad.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.
Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.
‘Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Linkletter
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter, I need to talk to you.
Dr. Linkletter: Are we in my office?
Sheldon: No.
Dr. Linkletter: Then these are not my office hours.
Sheldon: Are you using my love of schedules against me?
Dr. Linkletter: [chuckles] Oh, yes.
Sheldon: Well done.
Quote from President Hagemeyer
Sheldon: I need telescope time to search for exoplanets, and Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis have denied my request.
President Hagemeyer: Why?
Sheldon: They said that kind of research would expose both me and the university to criticism.
President Hagemeyer: [stifled laugh] Well, that's outrageous.
Sheldon: So, you'll give me access?
President Hagemeyer: Gosh, no. I want to, but... I'm just the president. [chuckles] Use of the telescope has to be approved by a... science advisor.
Sheldon: Is that true?
President Hagemeyer: Does it sound true?
Sheldon: I suppose it does.
President Hagemeyer: Then I suppose it is.
Sheldon: Why did I even come to you?
President Hagemeyer: [gasps] Remember that next time.
Quote from President Hagemeyer
Sheldon: President Hagemeyer, we have a problem.
President Hagemeyer: What now, Sheldon? The Yoo-hoos in the vending machine aren't cold enough?
Sheldon: Actually, they aren't, but we'll table that for later.