Mandy: I'm sorry about your troubles with the church.
Mary: [to Missy] What did you tell her?
Missy: Just the highlights. Oh! I forgot I punched out a kid in Sunday school.
Mary: You don't have to tell her all that.
Missy: Maybe she'll feel guilty and marry Georgie.
[Mary turns and looks expectantly at Mandy]
Mandy: No.

Sheldon: What do you mean, you sold it?
Missy: Somebody gave me money, and I gave them the comic book. That's kind of how things work here.

Sheldon: Why would New Mutants be next to New Teen Titans?
Missy: Because they both start with "New"?
Sheldon: But one's Marvel and the other's DC. Would you put Aquaman and Sub-Mariner next to each other?
Missy: I don't know, they could talk about fish.

Brenda Sparks: You friends with this girl?
Missy: [scoffs] I wish. She is so popular. One time she said she liked my outfit... I wore it for a week.
Brenda Sparks: [scoffs] What am I gonna do? [both sigh]
Missy: You could tell Billy he's too young to date.
Brenda Sparks: [chuckles softly] That's good. You might be the coolest person in this house.
Missy: Low bar, but thanks.

Mary: All right, what do you know?
George Sr.: Well, they're probably gonna have to pay some fine, and-and they're gonna need cash.
Mary: My son is gonna be in jail overnight?
George Sr.: What about your mother?
Mary: Oh, she's been there before.

Sheldon: Meemaw's in jail?
Mary: Uh... No.
George Sr.: Forget about it.
Sheldon: Forget about it? Do I need to remind you I remember my birth?
George Sr.: [grunts] Go to your room.
Sheldon: That was a rough day.
Mary: Rough day for me.

Sheldon: What is happening to our family?
Missy: I know. Georgie and Meemaw in jail.
Sheldon: Mom getting kicked out of the church.
Missy: Georgie having a baby out of wedlock. You know what this means, don't you?
Sheldon: What?
Missy: We really are white trash.
Sheldon: Speak for yourself. I'm in college on a full ride. But I wish y'all luck.