George Jr. Quote #251
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
Missy: My show's only 30 minutes. Yours is three hours.
George Jr.: But yours don't have them cheerleaders jumping up and down.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
George Jr.: What are you doing?
George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
George Jr.: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
George Jr.: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
George Jr.: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: Are you in it?
Tam: No.
‘A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I stopped at the library today and picked up books on epistemology, Descartes's dream argument and the foundations of scientific logic. Do you know what she's going to do?
Meemaw: Rue the day?
Sheldon: The day, the night. If it's rue-able, she's going to rue it.
Quote from Mary
Missy: And at lunch, an eighth-grade boy said, and I quote, "I like Funyuns, too."
Mary: Wow.
Missy: I know.
Quote from Brenda Sparks
Mary: Hey, Brenda.
Brenda Sparks: She didn't want you to walk her in?
Mary: No. How about Billy?
Brenda Sparks: Oh, I walked him in. Found his homeroom. Explained that "homeroom" is different than his room at home. Still not sure he gets it.
Mary: Tough day.
Brenda Sparks: Yeah.
Mary: You want to get some coffee?
Brenda Sparks: I was thinking vodka, but coffee will do.