George Jr. Quote #241

Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On

Georgie: I got it.
Jana: Anybody see you?
Georgie: No. And I didn't recognize the guy behind the counter, but I used an Italian accent just in case.
Jana: Please tell me you're joking.
Georgie: [Italian accent] Oh, I'm-a no joking.
Jana: Oh, God.
Georgie: Here. Do it.
Jana: I can't do it here. I have to pee on it.
Georgie: Okay, fine. Although we've done crazier stuff in this truck.

George Jr. Quotes

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Quote from the episode A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce

Georgie: Mornin'.
Mary: Mornin'.
Georgie: I slept in the nude last night. Felt every little breeze.
[Sheldon slides his food away]
Mary: Thank you for sharing that.
Georgie: You're welcome.

‘A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On’ Quotes

Quote from George Jr.

Georgie: Just out of curiosity, when exactly are you and Mom leaving, and when exactly are y'all coming back?
George: You're not bringing your girlfriend here.
Georgie: Excuse me for taking an interest in your life.
George: Besides, your grandma'll be here the whole time.
Georgie: Never mind. Wait. So her house'll be empty?
George: Look, I used to be your age, but can you try thinking with your brain for once?
Georgie: If you used to be my age, I think you know the answer to that.

Quote from George Sr.

Mary: So you've stayed at this hotel before?
George: Oh, yeah. It's nice. They got an indoor pool and a killer breakfast buffet. There's even a real nice gym we'll walk right past on the way to the breakfast buffet.

Quote from George Sr.

Darlene: Ooh, this camper is so cool.
Mary: We borrowed it from my mom's boyfriend.
George: Yeah, you might not want to poke around too much. You find my mother-in-law's bra, I'm driving into a brick wall.