Georgie: Hey.
Dale: [yelps] I'm on medication, you know. Wh-What are you doing in there?
Georgie: Just washed up in your sink. Don't want to offend the customers.
Dale: Why?
Georgie: My dad's mad 'cause I bought a van, and he's not letting me use the house.
Dale: Oh. So that's your old Chevy parked out front?
Georgie: Pretty sweet, right?
Dale: You have a clean title on it?
Georgie: Pretty much. I think it's registered in Mexico.
Dale: Well, that's something.
Georgie: But it's got a bed and a mini fridge.
Dale: Wow. Sweet.
Georgie: I'm gonna hang some twinkle lights and maybe get a lava lamp.

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Georgie: Mornin'.
Mary: Mornin'.
Georgie: I slept in the nude last night. Felt every little breeze.
[Sheldon slides his food away]
Mary: Thank you for sharing that.
Georgie: You're welcome.

Paige: Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid bookmark.
Sheldon: They probably don't even know psalm 100.
Paige: Or what a book is.

Missy: Why don't you believe in God? [Sheldon raises his hand] Sheldon.
Sheldon: Because science explains the universe without the need of inventing a supernatural being.
Missy: But how do you know for sure He doesn't exist?
Sheldon: Ooh. [raises hand]
Missy: Stop that.
Sheldon: The burden of proof isn't on me. If I said there was an invisible monkey in the room with us, you shouldn't believe me just because you can't prove me wrong.

Pastor Jeff: Now, for a psalm 100 bookmark, who can name the apostles? [Billy raises his hand] Billy.
Billy Sparks: Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc...
Pastor Jeff: Those are dwarves. Anyone else?