George Jr. Quote #216
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
Sheldon: And then after you buy the house, you rent it out to people who are pre-approved by me.
George: I can't afford a second house.
Sheldon: Georgie, you make as much money as Dad. Why don't you buy it?
George: He does not make as much money as me.
Georgie: No. But I don't have to spend mine on stupid stuff like food and kids.
George: Mary, where's dinner?
Sheldon: So, is that a yes to buying the house?
Georgie: Sorry. When I move out, it ain't gonna be 20 feet away, and it's gotta have a hot tub.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.
Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.
‘A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. MacElroy
Ms. MacElroy: That's sweet of you for asking, but I'd rather stick my finger in a pencil sharpener and crank away.
Quote from Tam
Tam: Why are you reading about property code?
Sheldon: The house next door to mine is for sale, and I'm looking for ways to control who moves in there.
Tam: When my family moved to Texas, they burned our fishing boat.
Sheldon: Tam, we're talking about my problems right now.
Tam: We usually are.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: There's no telling who could buy that house! What if they have dogs? What if they have birds? What if they have both and the birds learned to bark like dogs?
Mary: Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself all worked up.
Sheldon: For good reason... that house is six feet away from my bedroom window. Who knows what kind of smells could jump the gap? Uh, cigarette smoke, a scented candle, a durian?
Mary: What's a durian?
Sheldon: A vile-smelling fruit of the genus Durio.
Mary: When did you smell that?
Sheldon: I haven't, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Mary: It might be nice. It might be a family with kids your age.
Sheldon: I already live with a kid my age... not a fan!