Nurse Robinson: It's just for one night. They said you going home tomorrow.
Sheldon: They also said I'd have my own room. He better not be contagious.
Nurse Robinson: He's not.
Sheldon: Are you sure? Should we ask his doctor?
Nurse Robinson: You just asked me and I said no.
Sheldon: But you're not a doctor. Your career stalled at nurse.
Nurse Robinson: Okay, listen. I done put up with your nonsense long enough, and it ends now.
That boy is your roommate, that's the situation and you gonna make the best of it. You get my drift?

Sheldon: What's going on?
Nurse Robinson: This is Ricky, your new roommate.
Mary: Nice to meet you.
Nurse Robinson: [to Ricky] I am so sorry.

Nurse Robinson: Ugh, man, it's Cooper again. Can you take it?
Nurse Pryor: Do I have to? He asked me if all the jobs for men were taken.
Nurse Robinson: I'll get it. You just stay here and do your nails.

Ms. MacElroy: Now, can anyone tell me why Melville shifts the narrative voice from Ishmael to Ahab? [Ms. MacElroy waits for somebody else to raise their hand] Sheldon.
Sheldon: I have a tummyache. I'd like to see the nurse.
Derek: A "tummyache"?
Sheldon: Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches. Ergo, tummyache.
Derek: Ergo?
Sheldon: It's Latin, Derek.
Ms. MacElroy: Go to the nurse.
Sheldon: And to answer your question, the shifting point of view grants the reader a broader perspective of events than typically allowed by first-person narration.
Ms. MacElroy: Where were we?
Sheldon: And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.

Sheldon: Unbelievable. It's either cartoons or men in their underwear banging their heads together.
Ricky: You complain a lot.
Sheldon: Excuse me?
Ricky: Seriously, dude, you need to relax.
Sheldon: How can I relax? I'm being held captive in a bacterial playground.

George Jr.: How come when I'm sick it's no big deal, but when Sheldon gets sick you act like it's the end of the world?
Mary: Because he's a fragile little boy and you're gettin' to be a big, strong man.
George Jr.: That's true. Puberty has done right by me.