George Jr. Quote #106

Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf

Mary: What are you doing?
Georgie: What's it look like? I'm here for Bible study.
Mary: Did you just take a shower?
Georgie: No.
Mary: [SNIFFS] You did, too.
Georgie: So I want to be clean for Jesus. Get off my back.

George Jr. Quotes

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

‘A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf’ Quotes

Quote from George Jr.

Mary: And you. Getting baptized just to kiss a girl? What were you thinking?
Georgie: Sounds like you know what I was thinking.

Quote from George Jr.

Mary: Georgie, if you want to be a good Christian, maybe you should stop lying through your teeth.
Georgie: Just be happy I brushed them, okay

Quote from George Jr.

Pastor Jeff: And I also want to welcome George Cooper, who has recently found his way to the Lord.
Georgie: Howdy. Praise Jesus.