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702. A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog
February 22, 2024Sheldon is surprised to learn he is the weakest student in his class. Meanwhile, Meemaw decides to expand her gambling business.
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: You want to sit down or something?
Herman: I sit down, I might not ever get up. [a pair of men enter the gambling room] Uh-oh. Dixie mafia.
Georgie: What do we do?
Herman: Just stay calm. Let me do the talking.
Dixie Mafia #1: Who's in charge here?
Herman: [points to Georgie] He is. [runs off]
Dixie Mafia #1: Give us the money.
Georgie: I-I can't. I have a daughter to support.
Dixie Mafia #1: Hope she likes being an only child. [holds up a pair of scissors]
[Georgie wakes up in bed with Mandy. He peeks down at his body under the covers and sighs.]
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: What're you doing up?
Missy: Can't sleep.
Georgie: Same.
Missy: You want some tea?
Georgie: Hot tea? What am I, the Queen of England?
Quote from Missy
Missy: You okay?
Georgie: Don't become an adult. It sucks.
Missy: [scoffs] Too late. Do you know how much it costs to feed a family these days? If it wasn't for double coupons, I don't know how we'd manage.
Georgie: Well, making the money's no picnic either. I mean, I want to provide for Mandy and CeeCee, but... [sighs] ...it's really working my last nerve.
Missy: I spend my whole day holding this house together and no one even says, "Thank you."
Georgie: I get it. I get home from work, but does anyone ask how my day was?
Missy: How was your day?
Georgie: Don't ask.
Missy: Why do we even do it?
Georgie: Well, I got a fiancee and a baby, and we're all sleeping in Sheldon's room.
Missy: Oh, yeah, you're screwed. I mean why do I do it?