Ms. Hutchins Quote #17
Quote from Ms. Hutchins in the episode College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
Ms. Hutchins: So when you baptize someone, are you only wearing swim trunks or...?
Pastor Rob: Oh, no, no, fully covered.
Ms. Hutchins: So is it, like, in a pool... or a hot tub or...
Pastor Rob: Um...
Coach Wilkins: I thought you were Mormon.
Ms. Hutchins: Mind your business.
Coach Wilkins: Okay.
Ms. Hutchins Quotes
Quote from the episode A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
George Sr.: Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Ms. Hutchins: I don't think so.
George Sr.: [to Coach Wilkins] Call an ambulance. [to Ms. Hutchins] Don't worry, we're gonna get you taken care of.
Ms. Hutchins: If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.
Quote from the episode A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
Ms. Hutchins: I was hoping I'd have someone to sit with.
George Sr.: Ah, sorry.
Ms. Hutchins: That's okay. It was my fault for letting myself feel hope.
George Sr.: You're welcome to watch from the sidelines.
Ms. Hutchins: Thanks. Watching life go by from the sidelines is kind of my thing.
Quote from the episode A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
Mary: Thank you. I can't believe you got through to him.
Ms. Hutchins: Happy to help.
Missy: So, who was the person you had the fight with?
Ms. Hutchins: It was my cat, Poe. She ran away when I switched to dry food. It was cheaper.
‘College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Good morning. I'm Sheldon Cooper. Thank you for taking the time to hear my proposal. I have some handouts.
Mr. Anderson: I-I'm sorry, who are you?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper. I'm here to pitch my idea for a grant computer database.
Mr. Anderson: How old are you?
Sheldon: When you hear my presentation, I believe you'll realize my age is irrelevant.
Mr. Anderson: So there's no adult with you?
Sheldon: Well, my mom drove me here, but I told her to wait in the car.
Mr. Anderson: Is this a joke?
Sheldon: I assure you, it's not. When I make jokes, I follow them with a "bazinga" so it's clear. Like this: "Bazinga."
Quote from Missy
Missy: And just so you know, Little Mermaid is rated G, and they totally kiss. On the lips.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: No one will even listen to my ideas. I'm being discriminated against because I'm too young.
Dr. John Sturgis: I'm sorry to hear that.
Sheldon: I can't wait till I'm your age and people treat me with respect and reverence.
Dr. John Sturgis: Sometimes older people get discriminated against, too.
Sheldon: For what? Getting smaller and cuter year after year? Look at you.