Missy Quote #444
Quote from Missy in the episode Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
Missy: Ooh, can I say it?
Mary: Sure.
Missy: [clears throat] Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive and bless the hands that prepared it. And let me have a good hair day for school pictures later this week. Let's see, what else do I want...
Meemaw: Wrap it up.
Missy: And please let my dad find a full-time job before we lose cable. Amen.
All: Amen.
Missy Quotes
Quote from the episode A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
Sheldon: What do you mean, you sold it?
Missy: Somebody gave me money, and I gave them the comic book. That's kind of how things work here.
Quote from the episode A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
Sheldon: Why would New Mutants be next to New Teen Titans?
Missy: Because they both start with "New"?
Sheldon: But one's Marvel and the other's DC. Would you put Aquaman and Sub-Mariner next to each other?
Missy: I don't know, they could talk about fish.
Quote from the episode Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
Brenda Sparks: You friends with this girl?
Missy: [scoffs] I wish. She is so popular. One time she said she liked my outfit... I wore it for a week.
Brenda Sparks: [scoffs] What am I gonna do? [both sigh]
Missy: You could tell Billy he's too young to date.
Brenda Sparks: [chuckles softly] That's good. You might be the coolest person in this house.
Missy: Low bar, but thanks.
‘Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Linkletter
Meemaw: [on the phone] But I want to be clear, this is just one of those... Whatcha call it... Uh, platonic things. We're just having dinner.
Dr. Linkletter: I'll take it. Now, would you prefer a restaurant or some good home cooking? I make seven kinds of soup.
Meemaw: I think I'll just stick with a restaurant.
Dr. Linkletter: Fair enough, but one day, you'll try my mushroom barley, and your taste buds will swoon.
Meemaw: Good night, Grant. [starts to put down phone]
Dr. Linkletter: The secret is how long I cook the onions.
Quote from Meemaw
George Sr.: What are you doing here?
Meemaw: I ran out of beer at home, didn't feel like driving to the store.
George Sr.: Oh, so you just waltz in and help yourself?
Meemaw: 'Bout sums it up. [hands George a beer]
George Sr.: I'm changing the locks.
Meemaw: [laughs] Cheers.
Quote from Sheldon
Missy: We could let people punch you for a buck.
Sheldon: No, all our profit would just go to medical expenses.