Georgie: Hey, Veronica.
Veronica: What was that about?
Georgie: Just conducting a little business.
Veronica: Careful. When my sister sold stuff at school, she ended up in juvie.

Veronica: You as smart as your brother?
Georgie: Nobody is.
Veronica: I got an older sister that's kind of a genius.
Georgie: Oh, yeah? Why didn't she tutor you?
Veronica: She's in jail.
Georgie: What'd she do?
Veronica: She sold a pinata full of weed to an undercover cop.
Georgie: Doesn't sound like much of a genius.
Veronica: Oh, I don't know, she graduated high school.

Missy: You probably hear this a lot, but you're, like, princess pretty.
Veronica: Oh. I don't know about that. But you are definitely princess material.
Missy: Well, until I'm allowed to wear makeup, this is as hot as I get.
Veronica: You don't need makeup.
Missy: I hope you're right. Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16.
Veronica: Mm. That'll get here sooner than you think.
Missy: Sure doesn't feel like it.
Veronica: Don't be in a rush. Honestly, I'd rather be your age again.
Missy: Really?
Veronica: Yeah. Being a grown-up is, uh complicated.

Georgie: What can I say? I'm entrepreneurialistic.
Veronica: Is that a word?
Georgie: I don't know. But if you got a lot of money, you get to make stuff up.

Sheldon: Tam, I need help navigating a social situation.
Tam: I'm eating lunch with you. You think I have the answer?
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter invited me to a lecture on robotics, but my meemaw said he's only doing it to spend time with her.
Tam: Are you asking if men do sketchy things to get dates?
Sheldon: Yes.
Tam: Well, then, I can help you. Absolutely. Last week, I told Jessica Geiger I was an extra in Karate Kid Part II.
Sheldon: Did it work?
Tam: Again, I'm having lunch with you.

Sheldon: State troopers. I wonder what they want.
Adult Sheldon: It turns out they wanted me. Fun fact, this was one of seven times I was brought home by law enforcement. Once, on the back of a horse.