Quote from Meemaw in the episode A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
Georgie: Hey, little girl. In a few minutes, you're gonna be legitimate. Mandy: You saying she's illegitimate? Georgie: Not me, just, you know, everybody. Meemaw: If you want to smack him, I'll hold the baby. Mandy: Nah, it's okay. Well, just in case. Mary: [enters] Wait! Wait! Mandy: What are they doing here? Meemaw: I told them, and you can't smack me 'cause I'm holding the baby.