Missy: Think you could drop me off at the movies Saturday night?
George Jr.: I'm seeing Jana. Can't Mom do it?
Missy: Mom's going out. And I kind of want to go with Marcus.
George Jr.: Ah. So you're trying to go on a secret date.
Missy: Kind of.
George Jr.: I don't know how I feel about this.
Missy: Come on, it's just a movie.
George Jr.: Have you been out with him before?
Missy: Never alone.
George Jr.: How old is this boy?
Missy: Thirteen.
George Jr.: Do his parents know about it?
Missy: What are you, Mom now?
George Jr.: You're my sister. You and boys is weird.
Missy: Will you take me or not?
George Jr.: Fine.
Missy: Thank you, thank you, thank you! [hugs Georgie]
George Jr.: You best not be hugging him like this, or that date's gonna be over real quick.

George Jr.: What are you doing?
George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
George Jr.: Whoa, that's racist.

George Jr.: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.

George Jr.: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: Are you in it?
Tam: No.

Adult Sheldon: Like a virus, heartbreak can also spread. Once it does, it's hard to contain. In some cases you can try to reboot and start over. But it makes you appreciate those early days, when your hard drive was clean... and the world was full of possibility.

Meemaw: So how come it's taken us so long to hang out?
Brenda Sparks: Well... my husband never left me before.
Meemaw: We can joke about it? Good. 'Cause that's gonna make this night way easier.

Meemaw: Well, let's get into it. What happened? If it's another woman, she's a tramp, and you're way prettier.
Brenda Sparks: No. Although sometimes I wish there was. Then I'd have someone to be mad at other than myself.
Meemaw: And here I thought this one was gonna be the sad sack.
Mary: Mom, that is enough.
Meemaw: Oh, there's my little killjoy. [both laughing]