Professor Proton Quote #1
Quote from Professor Proton in the episode Pilot
Professor Proton: Can a clock be powered by an ordinary potato? I hope so, boys and girls, or this is going to be a really boring episode.
‘Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Mary: You understand that some people are going to be intimidated by you, because of how smart you are?
Sheldon: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: That was the first time I held my father's hand. I wouldn't touch my brother's hand until seventeen years later, thanks to the invention of Purell.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Per the student dress and grooming code, this boy's hair is too long. This boy's wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl's blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere.