Sheldon Quotes
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: Hello, gentlemen. Did you watch any sports programs over the weekend? That's what I like about Or perhaps did some kissing with girls? Can you hear me?
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Missy: 95, 96, 97. 99, 100.
Sheldon: You missed 11 numbers.
Missy: I don't need to be good at math. I have beautiful hair.
Sheldon: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: That's brilliant. Mm. Now, how is it that you can't count?
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Mary: So how's it going?
Sheldon: Well, the principles in the book didn't work for me at all. Although Dad does like being called George over and over again, so you might give that a try.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Mary: Baby, you don't have to go to any trouble for me.
Sheldon: But I like doing things for you. You're a nice lady.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Mary: But if the book's not working-
Sheldon: It isn't. But I realized if I find the other people who checked out the book, they'd be looking for friends, too.
Mary: That's really smart.
Sheldon: Missy thought of it.
Mary: You're kidding.
Sheldon: I'm as surprised as you are.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Tam: Is that any good?
Sheldon: I'm afraid not. I failed to make a single friend.
Tam: That sucks. I have a tough time making friends, too.
Sheldon: The worst part is, it was important to my mom.
Tam: My parents pressure me about making friends all the time.
Sheldon: So you understand what I'm going through.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: Oh, I read that book. It's excellent.
Tam: Are you into rocketry?
Sheldon: I started with water propulsion, worked my way up to solid fuel, then went back to water after I set our garage on fire.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: Well, good luck on your quest to find a friend.
Tam: You, too.
Sheldon: (Leaves the library, comes back a moment later) If you haven't found one yet, I have good news.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: Mom, what do you know about the drug Prozac?
Mary: Not much. Supposed to make people happier. Why?
Sheldon: I was just thinking some of my teachers might benefit from it.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Mary: Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you invite your new buddy over for dinner?
Sheldon: Why?
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: My mother asked me to ask you if you'd like to join us for dinner.
Tam: Why?
Sheldon: I was hoping you'd know.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Sheldon: (to George Sr.) Why would you think you knew his mom?
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Tam: So we came to Medford and opened up a convenience store. My parents work 16 hours a day, seven days a week for very little money. [silence]
Sheldon: Well, that was depressing.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
Tam: I don't understand why it didn't launch.
Sheldon: Me, neither. Evil Nazi scientists did it 50 years ago. How hard could it be?
Quote from the episode Pilot
Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
George Jr.: Admit it. He's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Mary: That's enough. Now, let's pray.
Sheldon: A moment please.
George Sr.: Hmm.
Mary: Leave him be.
George Sr.: He can hold hands with his family. It won't kill him.
Sheldon: We don't know that.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Sheldon: Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner? Or even this week?
George Jr.: None of your business.
Sheldon: Hence the mittens.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Mary: Everybody excited to start school Monday?
Sheldon: I am.
Missy: I guess so.
Mary: Georgie? Freshman year, that's a big deal.
George Jr.: How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me?
Sheldon: Don't worry, Georgie. I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Mary: You understand that some people are going to be intimidated by you, because of how smart you are?
Sheldon: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.
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