Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: Mom, Mom, Mom.
Mary: What's wrong?
George Sr.: What's going on?
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis and Meemaw had their first sleepover. It's a big step in their relationship. I'm going to go congratulate them.
George Sr.: Hey, put on a jacket, it's chilly out.
Sheldon: Will do!
Mary: Or try saying he can't go.
George Sr.: Oh, never mind, you can't go!
Sheldon: The last thing I heard was jacket!

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: I've been researching things that you and I can do with Dr. Sturgis. There's a lecture tonight at Rice University called "What's happening at the center of our galaxy".
Meemaw: Let me just stop you right there.
Sheldon: Don't worry. I know what's happening at the center, but I would never spoil it for you.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: And then she said for grown-ups to get to know each other, they have to have time alone.
Dr. John Sturgis: Makes sense. What else?
Sheldon: Apparently my being underfoot isn't conducive to romance.
Dr. John Sturgis: This is very helpful. Thank you.
Sheldon: I'm at your service.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: Well, that was the most stimulating dinner I've ever had in this house.
Mary: Glad you enjoyed it.
Sheldon: That man is a true role model.
George Sr.: Well, it's nice you finally got a man you can look up to.
Sheldon: Oh, believe me, I know.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Dr. John Sturgis: You weren't kidding. Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful.
Sheldon: Even better since Mom perfected the chunk ratio.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: So, Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon tells us you're a guest professor at the university.
Dr. John Sturgis: I am.
Mary: Hmm. Does that mean that you're only here temporarily?
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, that's the plan for now. But I could be enticed to stay.
Sheldon: Meemaw, I do believe there was subtext there. Did you pick up on it?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Sheldon: Was I correct to infer there was subtext there?
Dr. John Sturgis: You were.
Sheldon: Okay, we're all good.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Dr. John Sturgis: O gauge trains are definitely the best.
Sheldon: "O", yes, they are.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Mary: Sheldon?
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis, welcome.
Dr. John Sturgis: Thank you, Sheldon.
Mary: Sheldon, you think you might've let me know you invited company over for dinner?
Sheldon: I did think about it, but I was afraid you might say no.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Sheldon: He licked me! He licked me! The dog licked my tongue! I can still taste it! Call 911!

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Mary: How's it going in there, baby?
Sheldon: [gargling, spits] Okay, but we're gonna need more Listerine.