Sheldon: Hello, Randall. I would like to apply for a job.
Randall: You would?
Sheldon: Yes. I need to earn money so I can apply to Harvard.
Randall: I thought about going to Harvard, but then I realized The Shack is my passion.

Randall: Sorry, Sheldon. I think it's against company policy to hire little kids.
Sheldon: But people say I'm like an old man all the time.
Randall: Hey, I'm one of 'em, but the answer's still no.