Missy Quotes
Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
Missy: Whose dog is this?
Sheldon: I don't know. Get help.
Missy: Well, how did he get into the garage?
Sheldon: Please get help.
Missy: Maybe we can keep it.
Sheldon: I'm begging you, get help now.
Missy: First, I have to tell you something.
Sheldon: What?
Missy: Lunch is ready. [walks away]
Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
George Sr.: You're going to dinner wearing that?
Mary: I think you mean she looks beautiful.
George Sr.: You look beautiful.
Missy: Why thank you, George.
George Sr.: How 'bout we stick with "Dad" tonight?
Missy: Okay, but you call me Melissa.
George Sr.: After you, Melissa.
Missy: Thanks, George.
Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
Missy: When I grow up, I'm gonna eat lobster every night.
George Sr.: Well, hon, you better stay in school and get a good education.
Missy: I was thinking I'd just marry a rich guy.
George Sr.: Sure, that's a way to go.
Missy: Or a guy who works at Red Lobster.
George Sr.: That's another way to go.
Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
Sheldon: This is very promising.
Missy: What's happening?
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's.
Missy: So?
Sheldon: That means he probably is, too.
Missy: You need to get a life.
Quote from the episode A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
Missy: Put your fingers in your ears.
Sheldon: And risk driving wax back into my inner ear canal? No, thank you.
[Sheldon resumes humming]
Missy: Oh. [Missy puts her fingers in her ears]
Quote from the episode A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
Missy: Sheldon?
Sheldon: What?
Missy: You suck.
Sheldon: I'm sorry, but I have a job to do.
Missy: How much longer till you pay Dad back?
Sheldon: At this rate, six months.
Missy: You suck.
Quote from the episode A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
Pastor Jeff: "That everyone who believes may have eternal life in him. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son."
[Sheldon raises his hand]
Missy: Here we go.
Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Missy: Did you see Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: No.
Missy: You should. 'Cause there's a lot of good science stuff in it.
Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Missy: I have to tell you something.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Why don't you finish the test first.
Missy: This can't wait. The other doctor's got a crush on you.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Oh, um I don't I don't think so. Let's get back to the test.
Missy: Okay.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Why? What did you see?
Missy: When you're not looking, he stares at your tushy.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: [WHISPERING] Really?
Missy: Imagine if you wore the belt.
Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Have you always been that way?
Missy: I guess so. I think when you're on your own a lot, you get good at seeing that kind of stuff.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Really?
Missy: My dad does football with my older brother, so they're like a team. And my mom and meemaw spend all their time fussing over Sheldon, so they're like a team, too.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: So no one's on your team?
Missy: Nope. It's just me.
Quote from the episode Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
Missy: Stupid Mrs. Gifford gave me a banana.
Quote from the episode Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
Sheldon: Where's Billy?
Missy: He had to go to the bathroom.
Tam: So he went home?
Missy: No. He's right behind that tree.
Billy Sparks: Wait up, guys. Oh, I got a little on my cape.
Missy: Ew.
Quote from the episode Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
Mary: George?
George Sr.: Well, I'm thankful to share Thanksgiving dinner with my family, of course. I'm also thankful for this fine country we live in and all the opportunities it provides us. Especially when those opportunities come once in a lifetime and require taking a small risk and believing in one another.
Mary: We're really gonna do this now?
George Sr.: Hey, you started it with all that school system crap.
Mary: I only did that because you've been trying to twist the kids' heads around.
George Sr.: All right, who talked?
Mary: Who do you think?
George Sr.: Missy.
Missy: Yup.
Quote from the episode Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
Meemaw: Everybody's going to Meemaw's. Come on.
Missy: It's not like we haven't heard them fight before.
Meemaw: Just keep moving.
Quote from the episode Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
Sheldon: Where's Dad?
Mary: He went to Oklahoma for that job interview.
Missy: I thought you put your foot down on that one.
Mary: Just keep eating your breakfast.
Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
Missy: Look at these rain boots. They have ducks on them. And the ducks are wearing boots.
Paige: Those are so cute.
Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
Paige: Hey, Mom, can Missy and I go to the Hello Kitty store?
Linda: Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with Mary.
Mary: It's okay, but you better be on your best behavior.
Missy: I will, I promise.
Mary: Go ahead.
Missy: Boy, you steal one pencil sharpener and you never hear the end of it.
Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
Paige: Okay, pick a number.
Missy: Three.
Paige: One, two, three. Now pick a color.
Missy: Pink, duh.
Paige: The name of your future pony is Sparkle Sunshine.
Missy: I would totally name it that!
Quote from the episode A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
Missy: Hello, people of the future. My name is Missy Cooper and this is my best friend Celeste. [WHISPERS] She's dating Joey Lawrence.
Quote from the episode A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
Sheldon: At least Dad's on my side.
Missy: Doesn't matter. Mom's gonna win. She always does.
Sheldon: But I have to leave for college at some point.
Missy: If you went to college, you know what would happen?
Sheldon: I'd enjoy higher learning?
Missy: You would die. You would curl up on the floor and die.
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